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Monsting 

The act of gripping the male testicles and pulling on the while coughing to increase their size.
James like monsting so much he does it all day long!
Monsting by Sh33pleep May 5, 2024

moisting 

This is such good porn i am moisting
moisting by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

moasting 

A verb signifying the combination of moaning and boasting, often employed by celebrities.
This morning, Lord Melbury moasted "Poor me, I have to attend a three hour awards ceremony to accept a lifetime achievement award!" Jim commented that all this moasting was beginning to get on his nerves.
moasting by Fabio Albertin February 15, 2009

A Montsinger 

When during quarantine, your teacher stops caring about your mental health and sleep schedule, and starts the zoom meeting a few hours earlier than it should have been started, discarding your time and the fact that quarantine is fucking boring.
"C'mon, man. I know he isn't pulling A Montsinger again, I woke up three hours early to prepare for the zoom meeting."
Guy 2: "It's because you shit yourself on the last zoom last time."
Guy 1: "Nah, he just hasn't had his morning coffee
A Montsinger by iwillcoughonu April 23, 2020

mousting 

the act of jousting into someone's mouth with one's erect penis or a dildo
Betsy: "Janice, want to go mousting tonight?"
Janice: "Sure Betsy, let's go to the club and find some hunks to moust with"
mousting by MattBallea July 25, 2014
to do the most; to cross the line
You're mosting with that one.
mosting by John Fifita July 9, 2007
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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