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Midnight Monorail 

To poop in another's butt and then have that person poop it back into your butt, poopetually.
Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.
Midnight Monorail by Twink13 March 29, 2009

Springfield Monorail 

A public works project that is a huge waste of taxpayer money that turns out to be either a scam, a huge waste of money or both.
Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.
The sky lift system cleveland put in fell apart after a week. That thing was a real Springfield Monorail.

monoorangosis 

a (fake) disease that makes you unable to see orange, hear orange, smell orange or taste orange.
"I have monoorangosis boss! I can't see orange, hear orange, smell orange or taste orange! I don't even know what I've been talking about for the past few minutes!"
monoorangosis by Dr.Pepperland March 7, 2010

big ass monorail

Origin: R. Crumb, 1960s-era underground comic artist. A bitch with an ass so big and bubbled that the top actually forms a shelf or seat, possibly large enough for an averaged-sized commuter to ride to work.
Steve: Yo, check out the booty!
Paul: She's the big ass monorail headin' downtown!
big ass monorail by Dick Knibbler December 28, 2007

monorail cat 

Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.
*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
monorail cat by melissa*f March 31, 2008

moonbrained 

A state of being unable to remember seemingly simple things such as keeping appointments and returning phone calls.

While occasionally a natural condition for some people, it is most often a temporary state triggered by excess stress and/or a lack of sleep. It should not be considered an accurate indicator of a person's intelligence.
I didn't mean to stand you up at the coffee shop last night. I got a bit moonbrained and completely forgot we had plans.