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Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.
It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."
Monopolist by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009
Words you can keep

Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.
Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.
Monopolist by Sociophage May 28, 2016

Manopolitan 

1 Part Rum
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge

A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
I didn't want to sound girly and order a cosmopolitan, so I ordered a Manopolitan instead
Manopolitan by Triphammer417 December 4, 2010

beefy montopolis 

A beating with a rolled up dry towel. Typically done during morning hours to a sleeping or just waking victim. It is not uncommon for a small dog to watch curiously
Fuck around with Kiley and you'll get a beefy montopolis.
beefy montopolis by Mclovin666666 November 28, 2019

monopolus 

monopolus
x:yo FIAMA GANG is really taking over music scene in sud italy
y:monopolus
monopolus by fckyourclique November 26, 2021

mojonopolistic 

a large amount of a particular substance which is groovy in essence
danyelle's ass is sooo mojonopolistic

i'm so full, that food was soooo mojonopolistic
mojonopolistic by Sexa T-Bone October 19, 2007

Monopolate 

To monopolize a situation as a dominant force.

Taken from the words "monopolize" and "dominate", the word monopolate is a combination word that has been used as a term in sexual bondage.

References to the term are used in conjunction with role play where the dominant partner has any number of sexual submission devices at hand to subdue his/her partner.
Ken steadily monopolated Barbie, first by tying her down, and then by affixing a collar to her neck. He leashed the collar to her nipple clamps and began thrashing her with his leather whip while she first screamed for mercy, then slowly began begging him to penetrate her.
Monopolate by Francesca Fiore October 14, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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