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Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.
Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.
Monopolist by Sociophage May 28, 2016

Manopolitan 

1 Part Rum
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge

A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
I didn't want to sound girly and order a cosmopolitan, so I ordered a Manopolitan instead
Manopolitan by Triphammer417 December 4, 2010

beefy montopolis 

A beating with a rolled up dry towel. Typically done during morning hours to a sleeping or just waking victim. It is not uncommon for a small dog to watch curiously
Fuck around with Kiley and you'll get a beefy montopolis.
beefy montopolis by Mclovin666666 November 28, 2019

monopolus 

monopolus
x:yo FIAMA GANG is really taking over music scene in sud italy
y:monopolus
monopolus by fckyourclique November 26, 2021

mojonopolistic 

a large amount of a particular substance which is groovy in essence
danyelle's ass is sooo mojonopolistic

i'm so full, that food was soooo mojonopolistic
mojonopolistic by Sexa T-Bone October 19, 2007

Monopolate 

To monopolize a situation as a dominant force.

Taken from the words "monopolize" and "dominate", the word monopolate is a combination word that has been used as a term in sexual bondage.

References to the term are used in conjunction with role play where the dominant partner has any number of sexual submission devices at hand to subdue his/her partner.
Ken steadily monopolated Barbie, first by tying her down, and then by affixing a collar to her neck. He leashed the collar to her nipple clamps and began thrashing her with his leather whip while she first screamed for mercy, then slowly began begging him to penetrate her.
Monopolate by Francesca Fiore October 14, 2009
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