The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.
One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."
by geniusonwheels February 03, 2009

A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011

A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.
"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."
by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009

The act of placing both of your hands on your head, usually seen by disappointed sports fans. Equivalent of putting hands on hips.
by geniusonwheels November 16, 2010

To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.
"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."
by geniusonwheels February 06, 2009

A time where a high school/college senior realize that they are a senior of their school, and will soon be moving on to other things in the very near future. Usually occurs at the end of the school, and signs include photography, group discussions, and crying.
Kristin had a senior moment when she took out a camera to take a picture of all of her school friends.
by geniusonwheels May 29, 2010

A term that refers to a person that makes a perfect score on the SAT. Usually refers to overall intellect and sometimes smart-aleck attitude.
by geniusonwheels February 03, 2009
