geniusonwheels's definitions

Saved by the bowl

To make it to a toilet when you need to go, but just barely.

Dude, that Mexican food didn't sit well, but it's all right because I was saved by the bowl.

by geniusonwheels November 7, 2011

This is for all the Tostitos

A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.

Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"

by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011

OMG sports gesture

The act of placing both of your hands on your head, usually seen by disappointed sports fans. Equivalent of putting hands on hips.

After that last interception, the entire home team fans had an OMG sports gesture.

by geniusonwheels November 16, 2010

elephant in the phone

In a conversation between two people texting, a situation that is so big that it should be discussed, but neither of the two people want to bring it up while texting.

Like elephant in the room

It was hard talking to James because there was that huge elephant in the phone about that girl we both like

by geniusonwheels June 6, 2010

senior moment

A time where a high school/college senior realize that they are a senior of their school, and will soon be moving on to other things in the very near future. Usually occurs at the end of the school, and signs include photography, group discussions, and crying.

Kristin had a senior moment when she took out a camera to take a picture of all of her school friends.

by geniusonwheels May 29, 2010

2MX

The year '2010' in Roman numerals. 'M' stands for 1000, and 'X' stands for 10. 'K' stands for 1000, but it isn't Roman numerals, it's metric, like kilo-.

Happy 2MX everyone!

by geniusonwheels January 1, 2010

Grand scheme of the universe

The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.

Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".

Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"

by geniusonwheels September 28, 2009