28 definitions by geniusonwheels
The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.
One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."
by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009
A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
by geniusonwheels January 11, 2011
A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.
"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."
by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009
by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009
The words that now appear on many YouTube videos in caption boxes. Many people find these caption boxes very annoying.
Man screaming at computer:
"This video would be a lot better if there wasn't all this YouText wasn't all over the screen!"
"This video would be a lot better if there wasn't all this YouText wasn't all over the screen!"
by geniusonwheels February 8, 2009
The first 30 questions of the game show Jeopardy!. If Double Jeopardy is the second round, then logically, Single Jeopardy comes first.
by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009