Mongopenis 

Like being a frickin horny nigga laundrybasket, but your pee pee is softeer than your poo poo.

Ohhh, look erling has an mongopenis!

Mongopenis by coolguystian March 4, 2019

mongounish buffoonery 

mon-goon-ish ba-foon-ary

An expression used to describe an act of pure stupidity or ignorance.

When your friend asks you to do something stupid, you would say:
I will have no part of this mongounish buffoonery!
The way they run this company is pure mongounish buffoonery.

mongounish buffoonery by rrmightymena April 10, 2011

monopenis 

(adj): the condition of only liking one penis

Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.

monopenis by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013

monopenisual 

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.

Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."

monopenisual by TObject March 26, 2004

Moneypenis 

The act of having so much money you can forcibly fuck anyone you want with no regrets.

The governments moneypenis screws every american every day i.e. see Symbiotic Buttfuck

Moneypenis by WillofThePersin July 10, 2012