minipenis

A very small penis,
unable to penetrate a vagina.

You have such a minipenis.

by Justin April 20, 2005

minipenis

A very small weiner, or penis.
Almost unseeable.

That guy in the locker room had such a minipenis.

by Justin April 20, 2005

monopenis

(adj): the condition of only liking one penis

Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.

by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013

mini penis

Aka the cliterious.

Natem: Dude, did you suck Jessica's mini penis? Steve: NO DUDE STOP CALLING IT THAT.
Nate: That mini penis was delicious!

by scooby_snacks_nate October 25, 2008

miniganism

First identified in 2009, this term is defined as: when two friends are so close, they have children that resemble eachother, even though the friends have no sexual relationship.
pronounced: mahnigganizim

so what if when we have kids they look identical..because they have miniganism

dude did you see regina and sharons kids? thats miniganism to the nth degree.

by shannenden June 3, 2009

minionism

The act of prostituting one's self by joining rallies and/or demonstrations for causes one does not necessarily believe in.

It's sad how minionism has replaced patriotism.

by Galileo67 October 17, 2015

monopenisual

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.

Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."

by TObject March 26, 2004