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A very small penis,
unable to penetrate a vagina.
You have such a minipenis.
minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005
Words you can keep
A very small weiner, or penis.
Almost unseeable.
That guy in the locker room had such a minipenis.
minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005

monopenis 

(adj): the condition of only liking one penis
Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.
monopenis by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013
Word of the Day on January 27, 2014

mini penis 

Aka the cliterious.
Natem: Dude, did you suck Jessica's mini penis? Steve: NO DUDE STOP CALLING IT THAT.
Nate: That mini penis was delicious!
mini penis by scooby_snacks_nate October 25, 2008

miniganism 

First identified in 2009, this term is defined as: when two friends are so close, they have children that resemble eachother, even though the friends have no sexual relationship.
pronounced: mahnigganizim
so what if when we have kids they look identical..because they have miniganism

dude did you see regina and sharons kids? thats miniganism to the nth degree.
miniganism by shannenden June 3, 2009

minionism 

The act of prostituting one's self by joining rallies and/or demonstrations for causes one does not necessarily believe in.
It's sad how minionism has replaced patriotism.
minionism by Galileo67 October 17, 2015

monopenisual 

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.
Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."
monopenisual by TObject March 26, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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