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Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months
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Chinnifer Maniston 

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain
Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!

Moist Regards 

Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.

The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.

While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".

Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.

"... If you have any questions please reach out.

Moist Regards,

-Your Name"
Moist Regards by Octobottom March 28, 2022
A term used in the celebrity gossip community to denote Jennifer Aniston and her manish appearance. Used in a derogatory manner by those who dislike her.
Brad definitely made the right decision when he dumped that square-jawed Maniston.

Moist Lasagna 

Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.
“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones
Moist Lasagna by Methy2000 October 14, 2020

décolletage ministry 

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.