Manistique

1. A small, blue-collar, backwater, redneck, white-bred, secluded, good-for-nothing, hopeless, po-dunk, white-trash, rumor-filled, racist, failing, squalid, repulsively unattractive slum with a stagnant, sluggish, utterly hopeless, inactive economy with no chances of improving itself.
2. A very bad place to live.

"You have lived an utterly repulsive and secluded life, what are ya? From Manistique or something?"

by serpentine belt April 3, 2003

Manistique

Little place where nothing ever happens

EXAMPLE??? nothing on earth is like it thats for sure

by JoeBobMan April 4, 2003

Manistique

Hell hole

Hell

by I'm embarassed to say April 4, 2003

mantique

An antique or collectible that appeals mainly to men, such as old fishing rods & lures, pin-up calendars, tools, toy cars, etc.
man + antique = mantique

When that antique dealer from Chicago stopped at our antique mall on his way home from Brimfield, he stocked up on mantiques for his shop.

by AntiqueMall May 2, 2009

mantiques

A niche of the antique industry that caters specifically to men, with merchandise such as railroad, firefighting, and shaving memorabilia, old pin-ups, knives, weapons, GI Joes, toy guns, and cars. A play on words, combining man and antique.

Several vendors at the Loleta antique show offer nothing but mantiques.

by Downstrike October 9, 2005

Mantique

Super manly man antique items that would not suit ill in any type of accommodation. Mostly found in man caves, bachelor pads or any room that is designated as 'lost' in the eyes of the (possible) wife/cohabiting partner. Mantiques can appear in the form of globe bars, a knight's suit of armor, old stuff made from leather, old typewriters/camera's (preferably cased in leather), a bronze bull, a military lantern/or bell and dead trophy animals in any form or shape.

Sir 1: "You Sir, have an excellent taste in mantiques! Jolly good."
Sir 2: "Thank you lad, let's drink some whisky and smoke a cigar. Let me get my smoking jacket."

by Mr_Moustache February 18, 2013

mantique

a mantique is an older man who is still extremely attractive. Another version would be the grantique, who is an extremely old man, who is still cute.

Liam Neeson is an excellent example of a mantique.

by Dr. Phalange September 21, 2009