Haylie Duff

Hilary Duff's ugly older sister who's face resembles the mask from the movie Scream.

Haylie Duff is known as the Ugly Duff for a reason. That HUGE nose and chin!

by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006

Jude Law

Handsome, sexy actor who has an ugly nanny fetish.

Girl 1: *after reading tabloid* "Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with THAT??!"

Girl 2: "She's so FUGLY with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. She'd make Paris Hilton look good!"

by fags-in-the-shower March 01, 2006

Chinnifer Maniston

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain

Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!

by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006

melania knauss

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.

If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!

by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008

Paris Hilton

The world's most hospitable Hilton...

Welcome to my bony ass...

by fags-in-the-shower August 28, 2005

Barbie

A deformed doll that is supposedly "pretty" even though her legs take up two thirds of her body i.e.: legs and a head. If she were real she'd suffer from severe gastric problems due to her waist being freakishly small.

I like to dress Barbie, but wish she looked more normal and didn't wear pink all the time. The Japanese Barbie is cuter since she resembles an Anime character. I submitted a picture of her.

by fags-in-the-shower April 09, 2006

Parisite

Another name for the social parasite Paris Hilton, who does nothing but spend money and poisons the mind of those around her.

Parisite dumped Paris Latsis and stole Stavros Niarchos from "friend" Mary-Kate Olsen because he had more money than Latsis! She's a man-stealing whore! And an ugly one at that!

by fags-in-the-shower July 16, 2008