Definitions by fags-in-the-shower

melania knauss 

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.

If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!

melania knauss by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008

Malcolm in the Middle 

Like The Simpsons, but with real people. A good show that makes fun of everyday life situations in a clever way and I'll never get tired of watching.

On Malcolm in the Middle the kid that plays Reese is the best-looking and Frankie Muniz is sort of cute, but that kid with the monkey ears and the big nose is really ugly.

Malcolm in the Middle by fags-in-the-shower July 24, 2008

Parisite

Another name for the social parasite Paris Hilton, who does nothing but spend money and poisons the mind of those around her.

Parisite dumped Paris Latsis and stole Stavros Niarchos from "friend" Mary-Kate Olsen because he had more money than Latsis! She's a man-stealing whore! And an ugly one at that!

Parisite by fags-in-the-shower July 16, 2008

Haylie Duff 

Hilary Duff's ugly older sister who's face resembles the mask from the movie Scream.

Haylie Duff is known as the Ugly Duff for a reason. That HUGE nose and chin!

Haylie Duff by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006

Chinnifer Maniston 

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain

Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!

Chinnifer Maniston by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

A talented actress, lousy singer who was once very beautiful, but now is skinny and nasty with dried-up blonde hair that looks like the bristles on a broom. Once idolized Paris Hilton, but now hates her for stealing Mary-Kate's "man". A stupid whore that I used to like until she got a big head after starring in "Freaky Friday".

Bouncer: "You can't get in the club"

Lindsay:"Do you KNOW who I am??!!!" I'm Lindsay Lohan from "Freaky Friday"!!

Lindsay Lohan by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006

Barbie 

A deformed doll that is supposedly "pretty" even though her legs take up two thirds of her body i.e.: legs and a head. If she were real she'd suffer from severe gastric problems due to her waist being freakishly small.

I like to dress Barbie, but wish she looked more normal and didn't wear pink all the time. The Japanese Barbie is cuter since she resembles an Anime character. I submitted a picture of her.

Barbie by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006