mongtress
mongtress by superm0nkey May 20, 2007
Words you can keep
Manstress
The male equivalent to a mistress. A married woman's side piece. A second dick you get when the first dick isn't satisfying you. A boy toy. The man you use, abuse, and throw away on top of the man you come home to every day.
Jamie: "Hey, was that Josh I saw you with on Saturday?"
Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."
Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."
Manstress by redrum this bitch August 2, 2016
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mongtress • Monstresso • montress • montressa • mongrels • manstress • mantress • montessori • mentress • moistress
montessori's revenge
montessori's revenge: the shit children give their parents after learning never to take "No," as an answer at (Montessori) schools and home.
The Smiths are suffering montessori's revenge from their daughter; damn, she gives them hell every time they tell her no.
montessori's revenge by TooSick4U December 18, 2011
muntress
Australian slang. A matress which someone has munted (vomited) on. Muntress can also include sweat, piss and pool water.
muntress by M-ASS O-Camp07 December 14, 2008
montessa
Very rare. If you’ve met her consider yourself very blessed. She’s something like a unicorn, magical, beautiful and majestic. Loyal, hard loving and someone you’ll never forget.
montessa by The true Phoenix June 25, 2020
montessori
Name of Italian woman doctor and anthropologist who studied children's behavior for the first half of the 20th century. She developed an educational system that allows children to learn and experience the world with the goal of being a thoughtful, contributing member of society. Often called "cosmic education" because of its well-rounded approach. Very often misunderstood in the USA because teacher-led classrooms are in direct opposition to Montessori's student-led method of learning.
That Montessori school has it going on: geography, practical life, grace and courtesy, a garden, and those kids can read, write, and do math!!
montessori by Montessori Mama September 2, 2005
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.