mongtress

(noun) A matress used for lounging while participating in a mong session.

Man, I'm blazed... can we pull out he mongtress?

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

Manstress

The male equivalent to a mistress. A married woman's side piece. A second dick you get when the first dick isn't satisfying you. A boy toy. The man you use, abuse, and throw away on top of the man you come home to every day.

Jamie: "Hey, was that Josh I saw you with on Saturday?"

Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."

by redrum this bitch August 2, 2016

montessori's revenge

montessori's revenge: the shit children give their parents after learning never to take "No," as an answer at (Montessori) schools and home.

The Smiths are suffering montessori's revenge from their daughter; damn, she gives them hell every time they tell her no.

by TooSick4U December 18, 2011

manstress

1. Male mistress
2. A woman's man on the side

That girl's got a manstress.
That manstress aint nothing but a bitch.

by g33kZilla December 25, 2004

muntress

Australian slang. A matress which someone has munted (vomited) on. Muntress can also include sweat, piss and pool water.

Omg, Em just munted on that matress!
Someone put that muntress outside, it reeks!

by M-ASS O-Camp07 December 14, 2008

montessa

Very rare. If you’ve met her consider yourself very blessed. She’s something like a unicorn, magical, beautiful and majestic. Loyal, hard loving and someone you’ll never forget.

Have you ever met Montessa? “You mean they’re real? 😱

by The true Phoenix June 25, 2020

montessori

Name of Italian woman doctor and anthropologist who studied children's behavior for the first half of the 20th century. She developed an educational system that allows children to learn and experience the world with the goal of being a thoughtful, contributing member of society. Often called "cosmic education" because of its well-rounded approach. Very often misunderstood in the USA because teacher-led classrooms are in direct opposition to Montessori's student-led method of learning.

That Montessori school has it going on: geography, practical life, grace and courtesy, a garden, and those kids can read, write, and do math!!

by Montessori Mama September 2, 2005