mongtress

(noun) A matress used for lounging while participating in a mong session.

Man, I'm blazed... can we pull out he mongtress?

by superm0nkey May 06, 2007

vaginal sand

The dry, gritty substance composed of desiccated bodily fluids present on bed sheets after an extended period of sexual activity.

After I spanked that booty I had to dust-buster my sheets to get rid of the vaginal sand.

by superm0nkey May 06, 2007

monging

(verb) the act of hanging out in a group at someone's house and taking large quantities of MDMA.

dude... you guys were monging on my lounge last night.

by superm0nkey May 06, 2007

guntlers

(noun) decorative tattoo (often tribal in design) applied to the cunt gut of an over-weight individual.

Man, check out that hog Dave is slobbering on - she has mighty guntlers.

by superm0nkey May 06, 2007

OoC

acronym representing the words "Out Of Control". Commonly yelled at someone after they do something particularly stupid while drunk.

Man, what was with you showing that old lady your balls last night? you were fucking OoC...

by superm0nkey May 06, 2007

mong fortress

(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.

Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...

by superm0nkey May 06, 2007

snap the cane

To do something unintentionally offensive - thereby incurring the wrath of a friend or acquaintance.

friend #1: Ah shit, when I was drunk last night I called Jono a fag.
friend #2: Way to snap the cane, bozo.

by superm0nkey May 06, 2007