mondarrhea 

A condition applied to people who have a habit of calling in sick on Mondays.

Alex: Is Mark in today?
Ryan: No, he called in sick.
Alex: Hmm. Another bad case of Mondarrhea?
Ryan: Seems like it.

mondarrhea by the AV Flu February 17, 2021

mocharrhea 

A paralyzing explosion of your bowels after drinking a mocha latte. Can lead to several visits to the toilet with the mocha fire shits.

Sue: Hey Vern, I tried calling you all morning and kept getting your voicemail.
Vern: Yeah, I ran straight to the bathroom when I got back from Starbucks. Sudden case of mocharrhea, if you know what I mean (wink,wink).
Sue: Ah, got it.

mocharrhea by Suziewar August 24, 2011

manarrhea 

Diarrhea from a man's butt

"Stop making manarrhea all over the place, Steve! It is really smelly!"

manarrhea by Reek Stankleberry February 21, 2004

condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.

Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".

condarrhea by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009

Menarrhea 

The common phenomenon that occurs when women get diarrhea during menstruation.

Lyndsey said "Nikki can't go for Mardi Gras tonight because she has a bad case of Menarrhea"

Menarrhea by Eric Matthew October 26, 2022

Mudarrhea 

What one person contracts from a shitty attitude at a Mud Park.

Dude passed by me talking shit and slung mud all over me, I hope he gets Mudarrhea! MRSPATV

Mudarrhea by MRSPATV April 2, 2025

Mudarrhea 

What one person contracts from a shitty attitude at a Mud Park.

Dude passed by me talking shit and slung mud all over me, I hope he gets Mudarrhea!

Mudarrhea by MRSPATV April 2, 2025