mondarrhea

A condition applied to people who have a habit of calling in sick on Mondays.

Alex: Is Mark in today?
Ryan: No, he called in sick.
Alex: Hmm. Another bad case of Mondarrhea?
Ryan: Seems like it.

by the AV Flu February 17, 2021

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mocharrhea

A paralyzing explosion of your bowels after drinking a mocha latte. Can lead to several visits to the toilet with the mocha fire shits.

Sue: Hey Vern, I tried calling you all morning and kept getting your voicemail.
Vern: Yeah, I ran straight to the bathroom when I got back from Starbucks. Sudden case of mocharrhea, if you know what I mean (wink,wink).
Sue: Ah, got it.

by Suziewar August 24, 2011

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manarrhea

Diarrhea from a man's butt

"Stop making manarrhea all over the place, Steve! It is really smelly!"

by Reek Stankleberry February 21, 2004

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condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.

Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".

by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009

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