Mondays

Another slang term for a gentlemen of the black race. Used repeatadly when in the presence of black or other ethnic minorities to avoid ugly confrontation, causing uncomfortable silence resulting in physical violence, known to them as "Cracker Beating". Origin from the cliche' saying... 'Nobody Likes Mondays'
Man, were you at the basketball game, that Mondays got hops
This party is terrifying me, too many Mondays around
by BeeFrank April 23, 2006
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Mondays

1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.
1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.
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(1) Hittin the bowl first- Being the first to smoke the weed!
Joey, it's your weed, so you can have mondays.
by Schriar July 16, 2006
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Everbody hates Mondays
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Mondays

A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.
I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.

(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.
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The when all wars are started. Most deaths occur. Everyone hates this day.
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"
You have cancer, today is monday.
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!
by Terence June 17, 2003
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A code word for a group of people that are nearby that the speaker would like to talk trash about.

The group is usually predefined or obvious.
Walking into a group of annoying freshmen
Andy: I hate Mondays.
Jess: I know!
Freshman: I have no idea that these two are actually discussing MY failure at life and existence in general
by Brianurlacher March 15, 2008
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