condarrhea
Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".
condarrhea by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009
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condirrhea
(N). The runny liquid that comes out of a conoment squeeze bottle such as ketchup or mustard if you don't shake it first.
condirrhea by Steve347 September 26, 2008
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Constarrhea
A terrible state of having Diarrhea and Constipation at the same time. Usually results in having people tear their clothes of and lose feeling in both legs.
"Hey why wasn't Ashlee at the party last weekend?"
"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"
"What the shit is that?"
"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."
"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"
"What the shit is that?"
"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."
Constarrhea by TheSerpentKing360 January 24, 2009
conorrhea
A form of gonorrhea which can only be caught off a certain chemistry teacher from Bournemouth School.
Oh no! I have conorrhea
conorrhea by Jerard_Con_Carne December 6, 2005
Constarrhea
n. A combination of the words 'constipation' and 'diarrhea'; a condition where it's difficult to excrete feces, but when you do manage to, it's diarrhea
John was regretting having spicy chicken wings last night, because the morning after he had a bad case of fiery constarrhea.
Constarrhea by LoopholeHacker May 31, 2016
mondarrhea
Alex: Is Mark in today?
Ryan: No, he called in sick.
Alex: Hmm. Another bad case of Mondarrhea?
Ryan: Seems like it.
Ryan: No, he called in sick.
Alex: Hmm. Another bad case of Mondarrhea?
Ryan: Seems like it.
mondarrhea by the AV Flu February 17, 2021
Constarrhea
A condition which you feel like you have to go to the bathroom, but you can't shit. Constarrhea is a combination of constipation and diarrhea.
Constarrhea by Man of 1000 words February 15, 2006
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