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a child's innate sense of knowing exactly when a parent has 1)sat down to relax 2)just fallen asleep, or 3)started doing anything that having a child interrupt will completely screw it up
I'm so tired today, my new baby's momdar is so fine-tuned that every time I fell asleep last night, he woke up.

My kids' momdar needs fixing, I got on the phone last night and neither one of them needed anything.
momdar by ihatesuperbowl June 25, 2010
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Modaring 

sleeping for several continuous days, even through natural disasters
F: What have you been doing over the weekend?

M: I’ve been Modaring the whole time!
Modaring by IVUL February 3, 2020
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momdar Modar momar momarazzi Momdad Momday mombarded momarries momdane momtard

Momarazzi 

A gaggle of moms with expensive smartphones taking photos of their kids team or activity.
Before the team could leave the field the momarazzi wanted one last team photo for their Facebook pages
Momarazzi by I_am_db March 13, 2018
Word of the Day on March 15, 2018
A day devoted once a week to hot mothers.
George: "Hey Ralph, are you working tomorrow?"

Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"
Momday by terminal2 February 5, 2008
n. Someone who is very knowledgeable about heraldry.

v. To discuss (usually at great length) on a topic of the Middle Ages or Renaissance, especially heraldry.
n. He is quite a Modar on family coat-of-arms.

v. She would Modar on for hours if her friends would let her.
Modar by R K November 14, 2006

mombarded 

This is when you get bombarded with too many "Likes" from your mom on Facebook.
20 "Likes" and they're all from mom. I totally got mombarded.
mombarded by SouloCutz July 28, 2012

momarazzi 

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.
Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!
momarazzi by flacker October 8, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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