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a child's innate sense of knowing exactly when a parent has 1)sat down to relax 2)just fallen asleep, or 3)started doing anything that having a child interrupt will completely screw it up
I'm so tired today, my new baby's momdar is so fine-tuned that every time I fell asleep last night, he woke up.

My kids' momdar needs fixing, I got on the phone last night and neither one of them needed anything.
momdar by ihatesuperbowl June 25, 2010
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Modaring 

sleeping for several continuous days, even through natural disasters
F: What have you been doing over the weekend?

M: I’ve been Modaring the whole time!
Modaring by IVUL February 3, 2020
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momdar • Modar • momar • momarazzi • Momdad • Momday • mombarded • momarries • momdane • momtard

Momarazzi 

A gaggle of moms with expensive smartphones taking photos of their kids team or activity.
Before the team could leave the field the momarazzi wanted one last team photo for their Facebook pages
Momarazzi by I_am_db March 13, 2018
Word of the Day on March 15, 2018
A day devoted once a week to hot mothers.
George: "Hey Ralph, are you working tomorrow?"

Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"
Momday by terminal2 February 5, 2008
n. Someone who is very knowledgeable about heraldry.

v. To discuss (usually at great length) on a topic of the Middle Ages or Renaissance, especially heraldry.
n. He is quite a Modar on family coat-of-arms.

v. She would Modar on for hours if her friends would let her.
Modar by R K November 14, 2006

mombarded 

This is when you get bombarded with too many "Likes" from your mom on Facebook.
20 "Likes" and they're all from mom. I totally got mombarded.
mombarded by SouloCutz July 28, 2012

momarazzi 

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.
Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!
momarazzi by flacker October 8, 2007
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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