momdar

a child's innate sense of knowing exactly when a parent has 1)sat down to relax 2)just fallen asleep, or 3)started doing anything that having a child interrupt will completely screw it up

I'm so tired today, my new baby's momdar is so fine-tuned that every time I fell asleep last night, he woke up.

My kids' momdar needs fixing, I got on the phone last night and neither one of them needed anything.

by ihatesuperbowl June 25, 2010

Modaring

sleeping for several continuous days, even through natural disasters

F: What have you been doing over the weekend?

M: I’ve been Modaring the whole time!

by IVUL February 3, 2020

Momarazzi

A gaggle of moms with expensive smartphones taking photos of their kids team or activity.

Before the team could leave the field the momarazzi wanted one last team photo for their Facebook pages

by I_am_db March 13, 2018

Momday

A day devoted once a week to hot mothers.

George: "Hey Ralph, are you working tomorrow?"

Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"

by terminal2 February 5, 2008

Modar

n. Someone who is very knowledgeable about heraldry.

v. To discuss (usually at great length) on a topic of the Middle Ages or Renaissance, especially heraldry.

n. He is quite a Modar on family coat-of-arms.

v. She would Modar on for hours if her friends would let her.

by R K November 14, 2006

mombarded

This is when you get bombarded with too many "Likes" from your mom on Facebook.

20 "Likes" and they're all from mom. I totally got mombarded.

by SouloCutz July 28, 2012

momarazzi

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.

Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!

by flacker October 8, 2007