Momdad 

one with a cockgina and hides it very well. one who can mate with him/her self. another name could be a mumdy. Also one who can be straight either way.

Person1= GOD! stop masturbating to yourself.
Momdad= i'm not masturbating im doing myself.
Person1= you are going to grow up a momdad

Momdad by shosho96 June 30, 2009

Momdad 

An insulting term used to describe one's beloved parent as a hermaphrodite, having both a vagina and a penis, also known as a "cockgina"

Momdad "When your learned to crawl, heshe stayed in that position."

"Your momdad went to college."

Momdad by Osama been laughin March 29, 2009

Momday

A day devoted once a week to hot mothers.

George: "Hey Ralph, are you working tomorrow?"

Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"

Momday by terminal2 February 5, 2008

momdatory 

Like mandatory but with a lot more nagging

dude, is science fair even required this year?
no, man it's momdatory

momdatory by DestinedForWordOftheDay January 27, 2008

Al.Moqdad 

Well Known, and Reputable Family in The Persian Gulf belonged to the Kunda tribe.
Shi'a early Muslims who were followers of Ali ibn Abi Talib.

Ali Is A Member of Al.Moqdad's Family.

Al.Moqdad by Moqdadi February 26, 2009

Your mom & dad gay together 

Them most destructive insult of all time 1000 times worse the your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grandpap a tarp put together it would end all living relatives at the time.

Jhon your mom gay

Mike your dad lesbian

Jhon you granny tranny

Mike your grandpap a tarp

Jhon your mom & dad gay together

Mike fucking explodes

Mikes family fucking exsplodes

Your mom & dad gay together by Drug-Overdose May 25, 2018

momadukes 

a word origanating from mom

yo momadukes u need anything form the store
mom: no thanx though

momadukes by Matthew andrews April 13, 2005