Momday

A day devoted once a week to hot mothers.

George: "Hey Ralph, are you working tomorrow?"

Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"

by terminal2 February 5, 2008

Momday

A Momday is an atrocious, awful, dreadful, lousy, rough, sad, garbage, disheveled, messy, made me wonder why I had kids, kind of a day.

I've had to microwave the same cup of coffee 9 times because one kid is covered in poop and the other is having a meltdown because her toy won't stand up by itself. Just another Momday.

by GearedUpForMomdays May 19, 2019

Momday

Stupid fucks who wanted to search monday but got momday instead

You're such a momday

by Kollaa September 11, 2020