A man measuring his body weight and fat content... every day... and posting it as his status on
facebook.
If you do this, you might have movaries.
girl: My
best friend comes first, and I tell her everything.
boy: I totally understand.
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later-
boy: You told her that? What?? Why?!? I am so upset with you.
If this has happened to you, you may have movaries.