A man measuring his body weight and fat content... every day... and posting it as his status on facebook.
If you do this, you might have movaries.
girl: My
best friend comes first, and I tell her
everything.
boy: I totally
understand.
-later-
boy: You told her that? What?? Why?!? I am so upset with you.
If this has happened to you, you may have movaries.