flacker's definitions

decession

Depression caused by a recession in the economy.

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!

by flacker April 3, 2009

auite

One of many slang words that originated in southern US and now being spoken by urbanites. Means alright.

Hey man! How are you feeling today? Auite!

by flacker December 11, 2005

kill you dead

A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.

I'll kill you dead for wrecking into my pickup truck!

by flacker January 19, 2006

rung bell

When you do something that you can't take back or reverse(i.e. as in you can't un-ring that bell).

Jan's decision to have a one night stand is a rung bell.

by flacker October 24, 2005

air gap terminator

A void of nothing where someone dumb thinks something is connected or thinks there is not blank space.

1. That blonde is so stupid. I think she has an air gap terminator in her head.

2. Joe, the reason your TV won't come on is you have an air gap terminator problem. The power cord is not plugged in you idiot!

by flacker October 7, 2005

jaws

A bad guy that appeared in 2 of the James Bond movies who is about 7 foot tall and has metallic teeth.

Jaws tried to kill Bond in a fight on a train, but Bond defeated him by shocking him in the mouth with a broken lamp.

by flacker October 28, 2005

masterfasting

Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating.

I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts!

by flacker October 30, 2006