flacker's definitions

Catic electricity

Static electricity generated from petting a cat.

I just got ZAPPED!

From what?

Catic electricity from petting snowball!

by flacker February 21, 2010

Plandora's box

A terrible plan devised by an incompetent leader or madman that will open Pandora's Box.

Man the bad guys in those Indiana Jones movies always have a plandora's box.

Our CEO has a plandora's box that will bankrupt the company!

by flacker May 26, 2009

ender marriage

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.

My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.

by flacker December 13, 2009

isight

The high vision required to view or watch things on an iphone.

Dude, my isight must be getting better. I had no trouble watching that movie on my iphone.

by flacker April 28, 2009

heads down display

Any device such as a cell phone, iPod, or gps that causes a person to look down while driving or walking. The opposite of a heads up display.

Chuck! Quit looking at that heads down display and look me in the eye!

by flacker April 29, 2009

kill you dead

A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.

I'll kill you dead for wrecking into my pickup truck!

by flacker January 19, 2006

fall out of bed good looking

A female who has extreme natural beauty that it as though she woke up without having to fix herself up. It takes her no effort to look fine.

Man, Stephanie is sooo hot! She is just fall out of bed good looking.

by flacker January 27, 2006