33 definitions by flacker
The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.
by flacker December 13, 2009
by flacker February 21, 2010
A female who has extreme natural beauty that it as though she woke up without having to fix herself up. It takes her no effort to look fine.
by flacker January 27, 2006
When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.
Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!
That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!
That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!
by flacker May 16, 2006
William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!
by flacker April 3, 2009
1. Rob is such an awesome investigator! He was able to efflicate the suspect in grand larson case.
2. Einstein was able to efflicate his theory of relativity and it made him a star in the science world.
2. Einstein was able to efflicate his theory of relativity and it made him a star in the science world.
by flacker October 4, 2006
A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.
by flacker March 20, 2009
