33 definitions by flacker

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.
My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.
by flacker December 13, 2009
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I just got ZAPPED!

From what?

Catic electricity from petting snowball!
by flacker February 21, 2010
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A female who has extreme natural beauty that it as though she woke up without having to fix herself up. It takes her no effort to look fine.
Man, Stephanie is sooo hot! She is just fall out of bed good looking.
by flacker January 27, 2006
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When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.
Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!

That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!
by flacker May 16, 2006
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William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!
by flacker April 3, 2009
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Verb - A very thorough and effective implication or application of doing some task.
1. Rob is such an awesome investigator! He was able to efflicate the suspect in grand larson case.

2. Einstein was able to efflicate his theory of relativity and it made him a star in the science world.
by flacker October 4, 2006
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A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.
Dude, I always take the escalator at the mall cause the elevator divers will knock you down!
by flacker March 20, 2009
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