Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.

moistress by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017

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Monstrosity

One of the best "real" words in the English language.

A term to describe something monsterous or hideous.

What is that monstrosity on your head!? Is it a dead bird? O.O
"It's my favorite hat." *awkward silence*

Queen(Bohemian Rhapsody):
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!

Bob: What is he building?

Me: A monstrosity. :)

Monstrosity by lauren's awesome words September 30, 2010

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Monostrous

(Adj.) When something is monstrously monotonous; continuous and boring beyond almost all comparison.

1) Watching day-time TV is such a monstrous activity I would rather drill a hole through my eye socket with my own penis than bear another minute of it.

2) Sure, she's hot, but she talks such inane, monostrous, bullshit you'd get more fun out of fucking a buzz-saw.

Monostrous by Baarakiss March 22, 2009

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