moistrous

A word used only by complete idiots to describe conditions that are damp. (Mo)

Last night I felt very moistrous

by jonny May 17, 2004

Mastrous

The Spartan word for Epic/Amazing.

Can be abbreviated: Mastro, Mastrousness, etc.

"That game is Mastro"

"OMFG IM SO MASTROUS!"

"This movie is full of MASTROUSNESS!"

by FetusxLauncher October 8, 2007

monstrous cock

Really big dick, cock, or penis

Damn that guy has a monstrous cock. I can see it through his pants!🤤

by Bigcocklover123 November 5, 2017

monstrous homogay

Homogay TO THE EXTREME. Often used of MC Banhammer.

mc banhammer is a monstrous homogay

by trout is a nigger July 5, 2008

moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.

by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017

Monstrosity

One of the best "real" words in the English language.

A term to describe something monsterous or hideous.

What is that monstrosity on your head!? Is it a dead bird? O.O
"It's my favorite hat." *awkward silence*

Queen(Bohemian Rhapsody):
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!

Bob: What is he building?

Me: A monstrosity. :)

by lauren's awesome words September 30, 2010

Monostrous

(Adj.) When something is monstrously monotonous; continuous and boring beyond almost all comparison.

1) Watching day-time TV is such a monstrous activity I would rather drill a hole through my eye socket with my own penis than bear another minute of it.

2) Sure, she's hot, but she talks such inane, monostrous, bullshit you'd get more fun out of fucking a buzz-saw.

by Baarakiss March 22, 2009