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shmere

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).
by jonny April 4, 2003
mugGet the shmeremug.

bowling for soup

A super super cool band, all there albums are exellent and people who dont like em should be .... *thinks*....shouted at alot, lol
Bowling for soup are the greatest band ever!
by Jonny September 4, 2003
mugGet the bowling for soupmug.

buy the farm

Buy the farm was originated with pilots. Mostly military.
If something from the government crashes on to a farm - like a military plane, the government 'buy the farm'. as in the land that it destroyed. The pilot is dead because of the impact...
Bob : You know Dave? He bought the farm whilst on a training excerise last week
by Jonny February 7, 2004
mugGet the buy the farmmug.

noobzor

some fuckin wanker that thought he could rip off the word noob
omg ur such a noobzor
by Jonny October 13, 2003
mugGet the noobzormug.

britknee

Jawknee ::hearts:: Britknee
by Jonny October 11, 2004
mugGet the britkneemug.

DMV

department of motor vehicles (aka hell)
by jonny December 3, 2002
mugGet the DMVmug.

behenchod

one who takes part in the process of fucking ones own siter
by jonny September 14, 2003
mugGet the behenchodmug.

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