jonny's definitions

Dizza

Diz-ah
Noun,
An absolute demon on anything with wheels, be it a race-car, uni-cycle or even a shopping trolley. The average Dizza can easily perform a kick-flip in a golf cart.
Typical Dizza behaviour consists of fixing cars, riding bikes etc

1. Noun: You're such a dizza

by Jonny May 1, 2015

Naughty Elmo

A cheeky little lady with a cheeky little face. Don't be fooled by this one's calm demeanor. Beneath the surface of this elegant beauty is a wiley little minx. Secretive and all-knowing, never under estimate Naughty Elmos.

Julie is such a naughty elmo, hangin with DrJonny. Are they sleeping together?

by Jonny March 15, 2015

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny December 26, 2008

VAGINA BLOOD BURP

a bloody chunky excretion formulated in and around and excreted with force from the vaginal area.

"That's a chunky vagina blood burp!" Declared Richard.

by Jonny January 27, 2007

Moo

expressing a feeling of moo,used by cows

mOo0oooo0oOo0

by jonny August 29, 2006

mosag

1. A woman who is not blessed with the talent of looks. In other words: A Fucking ugly girl

That bitch is a mosag!!

by jonny June 18, 2005

nignog

a black hairy man aka indian

look at that big nignog over there

by jonny May 13, 2005