mofofo 

a person who fucks both mothers and fathers.
hence: mo= mother, fo= father, fo= fucker

girl 1: jarrod had sex with my mum and my dad.
girl 2: what a mofofo

mofofo by brooke stephens October 20, 2008

MoFoozzy 

Stank ass pussy. Sweaty un-bathed vagina. Odoriferous and unkempt pussy. Smelly vagina that makes your eyes water.

The dance floor at the club smelled of MoFoozy after Alex brought in those cheap Hoes. The office had a distinct aura of MoFoozzy after he had the new waitress upstairs.

MoFoozzy by Kate Cannon January 6, 2009

Mofolongo 

It’s someone who is part sh** and part mofongo (Puertorican plaintain dish)

Este mofolongo me tiene harta! Translation: This mofolongo has me up to my neck!

Mofolongo by mofolonga September 13, 2020

MoFoCo.

An ever expanding organization and group of individuals spawned from SUOC. It originated with suocers who had graduated, yet still lived in Syracuse, and had nothing better to do than prevent those still in school from doing their work. Since then the organization has grown, and expanded all over the country and abroad. See MoFoCo. Int'l.
Their primary goal is to increase the general mofocity of the world, again by preventing others from doing their work, through acts of outdoor play and drinking beer.

"Did you know that MoFoCo. has outposts all over the world?"

"Yeah, they're in West Virginia, D.C., Wyoming, Colorado, Oregon."

"One day they are going to take over the world."

MoFoCo. by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

mofomodern

When irony is so passe that it becomes ironic again.

So named because 'post-postmodern' is too many motherf***ing 'post's.

Today's mofomodern children appreciate the metairony of material like this.

mofomodern by Sira October 29, 2007

MONOFOCULAR 

One eyed. Tunnel vision.

Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.

Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided

Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance

"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).

"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)

"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)

"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)

"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)

tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited

SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective

MONOFOCULAR by ToxicHolocaust Esq[AME-Aussie] July 7, 2010

Mofolopian 

(noun or adjective) 1. a. used to describe what we have all come to understand as a friend who doesn't want to go with you to the bar or sporting event or what have you. 2. a group of individuals around the whereabouts of Somalia, whose sole purpose it to commandeer water-borne vessels for ransom. 3. a seasoned gynecologist. 4. (verb) have sex so deep you hit the fallopian tubes.

1. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Let's go to the bar!
Don't hang out with that ugly girl! Get over here and watch the game you mofolopian!
2. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Leave my boat alone!
3. Hey doc! Leave my butt alone you Mofolopian!
4. Hey girl, I am going to mofolopian you and your hot girlfriend's fallopian tubes on this leather couch at my penthouse suite at the top of the MGM Grand Hotel.

Mofolopian by Somebody that knows Blake December 12, 2010