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Big Bad Moffo
Moffo by The Real Moffo August 24, 2003
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Someone who can fuck anything and everything up completely.
you - "Hey, my monitor just blew up, the car won't start and the cat dropped dead. How did that happen?"

me - "It was Moffo."
moffo by Reverend Fred May 5, 2008
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Tha real shit, Dahane, our big daddy, mr. Hashish. Also called Maurizio or Juan, but I don't call him, he calls me, Dahane!!!!
- Oh Ramo, dahane, ma il moffo?
- Tullosai, ci ha pensato R, dahane!
moffo by Big Sado January 25, 2005

Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.
Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!
Last of a dying breed.

Dude, did you hear about the Mefford?
Mefford by shandalier1101 September 26, 2008

moflopter 

stale breast milk. its gorss
dude, that shit tastes like moflopter
moflopter by hamin-8-or69 May 18, 2010

Crazy Mofo 

Word used for Directioners after Niall Horan(From Boy band One Direction) tweeted that he broke his bed from jumping on it. He called us Directioners that because of all of the responses he got to that tweet. The term Crazy mofo means "crazy motherf*cker". Carefree Mofo is commonly used to describe Niall Horan.
Tweets about Crazy Mofo:

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Came in last night! Jumped on my bed and broke it! So had to sleep on the couch! not the best nights sleep I've ever had ! #NoInnuendos"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Lookin at the replies to bed tweet! U guys are nuts ahaha! not one non- sexual tweet! ##crazymofos"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Hahaha the trends ! You lot are mad ! #crazymofos !"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
“@malikyourface_: niall so wants to change the fandom name to #crazymofos” lets do it!

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"#crazymofos still trending hahahah!"
Crazy Mofo by Marzapanmarah June 4, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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