Definitions by Alpha_Tom

bogina 

A rip, or "blow-out," in the crotch of your pants, right along the seam. It creates a hole, which gets bigger, and in turn takes on the illusion of a vagina. It's androgynous (so it works for both males and females).

"Yo Chuck... I see your sportin' a new bogina tonight! You'd beeter sew that up, or get some new pants, before the mouse gets out the house!"

bogina by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

SUOC 

A large organization originating out of Syracuse, NY which believes in the development of mind, body, and spirit through playing in the outdoors.

"Dude, I joined SUOC, and before I knew it I was paddlin' the gnar."

"I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers, and I broke my arm!"

SUOC by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

bonzai sledding 

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

MoFoCo.

An ever expanding organization and group of individuals spawned from SUOC. It originated with suocers who had graduated, yet still lived in Syracuse, and had nothing better to do than prevent those still in school from doing their work. Since then the organization has grown, and expanded all over the country and abroad. See MoFoCo. Int'l.
Their primary goal is to increase the general mofocity of the world, again by preventing others from doing their work, through acts of outdoor play and drinking beer.

"Did you know that MoFoCo. has outposts all over the world?"

"Yeah, they're in West Virginia, D.C., Wyoming, Colorado, Oregon."

"One day they are going to take over the world."

MoFoCo. by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

MoFoCo. Int'l 

The overseas branch of MoFoCo.

"With every new suocer that goes abroad, a new branch of MoFoCo. Int'l is created."

MoFoCo. Int'l by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008