Extremely aggrivated, angry, annoyed, and/or dissapointed in any given situation.
It's miffed to the 100th power.
(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')
It's miffed to the 100th power.
(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')
"That guy just cut me off, and I'm so fucking moffed up right now!"
"I was about to break up with my girl, but she dumped me first. Moffed me the fuck up!!!"
"I was about to break up with my girl, but she dumped me first. Moffed me the fuck up!!!"
by lazyeye78 July 16, 2008
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A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.
Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.
by iamcfb June 17, 2016
Get the Moffettology mug."mock" + "offended". Someone is moffended when they are only pretending to be upset or angry at someone else. They aren't ACTUALLY offended, but maybe just a little, and want to make the person feel guilty while keeping things light-hearted.
1) David: Sarah, I'm sorry I called you trashy. I didn't mean it.
Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.
2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!
Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!
Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.
2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!
Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!
by Hot Tranny Mess February 4, 2010
Get the moffended mug.A Norwegian slang word for the drug Morphine. It was used in the title of a Turbonegro song; Prima Moffe (Great Morphine).
I got zonked out on moffe.
by Computech November 6, 2007
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to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa
a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir
experiment to your liking
to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa
a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir
experiment to your liking
Boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!
by Marcus Dela Vega August 2, 2006
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