3 definitions by iamcfb
A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.
Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.
by iamcfb June 18, 2016
A form of language only spoken by one person, and only understood by a select few. The language is complex and constantly changing. Usually easier to decipher, after multiple alcoholic beverages.
by iamcfb January 3, 2015
Utter gibberish used by a team of people who intent to confuse and defraud good hard working people. Strongly suspected to have ties to Russian oligarchs.
It's Mortonspeak, the only thing you can believe is that Bradimir is making money on it in some way.
by iamcfb September 28, 2020