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A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.
"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."

"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."
Moffett by Vfa-83 LINE March 13, 2009
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Joe Moffett 

The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.
Last night I had an incredible Joe Moffett that I'll never forget.
Joe Moffett by Duke Master October 13, 2010

mouffette 

The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."
"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)
mouffette by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

dirty moffatt 

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.
bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.
dirty moffatt by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008

ellie moffatt 

The hottest person in the world😍🤭
Ellie moffatt is so hot man lemme kiss dAt girl”
ellie moffatt by Ellieeebabe November 30, 2022
A Mofette likes pink things, dancing and snakebite and black. They normally grow in Staffordshire or Warrington, but have been found as far north as Leeds.

A Mofette is not:
An airport
A volcanic vent
A fork-lift truck
We met Mofette by chance and took her out for pie and chips. And beer.
mofette by Goff April 2, 2004