moffett
an entangled collection of pubic hair after being removed from the male or female genitial area. Normally taking the shape of a ball.
moffett by 83lineshack March 6, 2009
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Moffett
A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.
"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."
"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."
"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."
Moffett by Vfa-83 LINE March 13, 2009
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Joe Moffett
The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.
Joe Moffett by Duke Master October 13, 2010
mouffette
The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."
mouffette by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005
dirty moffatt
When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.
dirty moffatt by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008