maffey

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adjective: refers to a man who imagines he is sexually attractive.

Fred thinks he's Heath Ledger, or Josh Hartnett, but he's really just maffey.

maffey by Bai Ren December 27, 2003

Words you can keep

Jerky maffey

A homosexual but very breedable sexy beast that’s always looking to get wicked

Yo that is a real jerky maffey

Jerky maffey by Secybeastkdog April 27, 2022

Related Words

maffey • Jerky maffey • maffew • maffed • Maffy • Maffyew • maffed out • Maffei • Maffelaar • Maffeo

Peter Maffay

A famous german singer.
Often (at least in Germany) used to strengthen a negative statement.
Mostly used in online gaming.

Me: I'm lagging like Peter again.
Other Radom Guy: Like Peter Maffay?

Peter Maffay by fishkiller2406 June 25, 2016

Maifey

Pronounced (May-FEE)

1) Your best male friend
Derived from the word Wifey

Instead of calling him your 'Wifey', which would be kind of weird you'd call him your 'Maifey'

Maifey's are the BEST male friend a girl could ever have. They can never be replaced so be selective with who you call your maifey.

1) My maifey Jerome is the best maifey a girl could have!!
2) My maifey is hotter then yours.
3) Maifey for lifey!

Maifey by Purpletastic November 15, 2009

maffew

Cute way of saying 'Matthew'

My 2 year old daughter calls him maffew

maffew by falcococo July 22, 2009

maffyew

a term of endearment for those named "matthew"

these people usually listen to rap music and may pretend to be of african american origin even though they may not actually be black.

these people also like to sleep during inappropriate hours.

A: I really hope Maffyew comes to my tennis match!

B: come on, he's probably asleep.

A: yo i'ma be mad tight if dat shit doesn't download. it's takin a minute shiiiit

B: come on maffyew, you're spanish not colored.

maffyew by thicknessZzZ November 6, 2010

Maffew

Considered a god in some religions, Maffew is honoured and feared by the few who know of his existence. Known only by the fearsome mole on his right cheek, Maffew strikes fear into the hearts of all his adversaries. The only known god to still be living on the planet today. Followers call their religion Maffewism.

1. OMG I just saw a guy with a mole on his right cheek! It could be Maffew!
2. MAFFEW!

Maffew by cheeseylol September 22, 2009

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026