adjective: refers to a man who imagines he is sexually attractive.
Fred thinks he's Heath Ledger, or Josh Hartnett, but he's really just maffey.
by Bai Ren December 28, 2004
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butt munch, loves getting lathered with fat free vinaigrette dressing
I got so maffeied last night, I substituted vinaigrette for ranch though!
by Na.Dime March 25, 2009
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A homosexual but very breedable sexy beast that’s always looking to get wicked
by Secybeastkdog April 27, 2022
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