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adjective: refers to a man who imagines he is sexually attractive.
Fred thinks he's Heath Ledger, or Josh Hartnett, but he's really just maffey.
maffey by Bai Ren December 27, 2003
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Jerky maffey 

A homosexual but very breedable sexy beast that’s always looking to get wicked
Yo that is a real jerky maffey
Jerky maffey by Secybeastkdog April 27, 2022
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Peter Maffay 

A famous german singer.
Often (at least in Germany) used to strengthen a negative statement.
Mostly used in online gaming.
Me: I'm lagging like Peter again.
Other Radom Guy: Like Peter Maffay?
Peter Maffay by fishkiller2406 June 25, 2016
Pronounced (May-FEE)

1) Your best male friend
Derived from the word Wifey

Instead of calling him your 'Wifey', which would be kind of weird you'd call him your 'Maifey'

Maifey's are the BEST male friend a girl could ever have. They can never be replaced so be selective with who you call your maifey.
1) My maifey Jerome is the best maifey a girl could have!!
2) My maifey is hotter then yours.
3) Maifey for lifey!
Maifey by Purpletastic November 15, 2009
Cute way of saying 'Matthew'
My 2 year old daughter calls him maffew
maffew by falcococo July 22, 2009
a term of endearment for those named "matthew"

these people usually listen to rap music and may pretend to be of african american origin even though they may not actually be black.

these people also like to sleep during inappropriate hours.
A: I really hope Maffyew comes to my tennis match!

B: come on, he's probably asleep.

A: yo i'ma be mad tight if dat shit doesn't download. it's takin a minute shiiiit

B: come on maffyew, you're spanish not colored.
maffyew by thicknessZzZ November 6, 2010
Considered a god in some religions, Maffew is honoured and feared by the few who know of his existence. Known only by the fearsome mole on his right cheek, Maffew strikes fear into the hearts of all his adversaries. The only known god to still be living on the planet today. Followers call their religion Maffewism.
1. OMG I just saw a guy with a mole on his right cheek! It could be Maffew!
2. MAFFEW!
Maffew by cheeseylol September 22, 2009
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