mochification

A term describing the process that will slowly take place over time to all food because of the evolved temperament and intellect of the Japanese.

I never dreamed that in my lifetime I would see the mochification of my bacon, eggs and toast but I must admit it’s much easier to eat in the car driving to work in the morning.

mochification by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

penile mouthification 

slang term for fellatio

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..

penile mouthification by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006

de-modification 

1. Is when something is so bad, or so poorly done that a simple modification will not correct it, and the project needs to be redesigned altogether or scrapped.

2. Something is modified so much, it is designed anew, or seems to be a totally different design for the same purpose. The play plywood retainer wall was demodified into a concrete bag alleged retainer wall which need to be de-modified again.

Estancia Palm Springs said their poorly consturcted Retainer Wall was "Structurally Insufficient". Whereas, they claim the wall need modification, I beleive it really needs de-modification, because it is so bad that no quick fix will do.

A modern automobile is a demodification of the horse drawn carriage.

de-modification by David Z. Eunice July 14, 2007

HAMP Modification 

The process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for assistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.

Have you heard about the Obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? That shit doesn't work at all. I tried to apply, and all I got was a HAMP Modification from the fucking bank.

HAMP Modification by Elle Bee Jay September 8, 2010

MoDDification 

A way of excessively tuning a wheeled transportation device into a heavily armed war-/combat-vehicle.

- We moDDified his car into a tank-like-vehicle.

- After the MoDDification was done, the car looked like a monster.

- At the moment we're moDDifying the engine of his car.

MoDDification by Rasputin da basemachine August 10, 2004

Bro-modification

to alter a word for the better by using "bro" as a modifier.

Bro-nado, Bro-mance, Bro-k, Bro-pression, Bro-gram are all Bro-modifications

Don't fuck up my Bro-gram.

Bro-modification by sweetINKd00d January 13, 2009

mortification 

an awesome christian heavy metal band that blows deicide out of the water
SATAN SUCKS

mortification by Anonymous August 21, 2003