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mochification

A term describing the process that will slowly take place over time to all food because of the evolved temperament and intellect of the Japanese.
I never dreamed that in my lifetime I would see the mochification of my bacon, eggs and toast but I must admit it’s much easier to eat in the car driving to work in the morning.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020
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penile mouthification

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..
by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006
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de-modification

1. Is when something is so bad, or so poorly done that a simple modification will not correct it, and the project needs to be redesigned altogether or scrapped.

2. Something is modified so much, it is designed anew, or seems to be a totally different design for the same purpose. The play plywood retainer wall was demodified into a concrete bag alleged retainer wall which need to be de-modified again.
Estancia Palm Springs said their poorly consturcted Retainer Wall was "Structurally Insufficient". Whereas, they claim the wall need modification, I beleive it really needs de-modification, because it is so bad that no quick fix will do.

A modern automobile is a demodification of the horse drawn carriage.
by David Z. Eunice July 14, 2007
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HAMP Modification

The process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for assistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.
Have you heard about the Obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? That shit doesn't work at all. I tried to apply, and all I got was a HAMP Modification from the fucking bank.
by Elle Bee Jay September 8, 2010
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MoDDification

A way of excessively tuning a wheeled transportation device into a heavily armed war-/combat-vehicle.
- We moDDified his car into a tank-like-vehicle.

- After the MoDDification was done, the car looked like a monster.

- At the moment we're moDDifying the engine of his car.
by Rasputin da basemachine August 10, 2004
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Bro-modification

to alter a word for the better by using "bro" as a modifier.
Bro-nado, Bro-mance, Bro-k, Bro-pression, Bro-gram are all Bro-modifications

Don't fuck up my Bro-gram.
by sweetINKd00d January 13, 2009
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mortification

an awesome christian heavy metal band that blows deicide out of the water
SATAN SUCKS
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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