motification 

When running or doing strenuous activity, and your motivation is only thinking of Tom Brady getting sacked. Motification.

"I was exhausted at the gym, but I saw highlights of Brady getting flattened, and it gave me motification. F that dude."

motification by COMich17 January 30, 2019

notification squad 

1. Cancer.

2. Something little kids spam on the Youtube comment section when they get a notification that a video has been uploaded.

NOTIFICATION SQUAD!!!1!1

notification squad by Ladondorf May 12, 2016

penile mouthification 

slang term for fellatio

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..

penile mouthification by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006

Notification Squad 

A comment on a YouTube video made by some needy person who hasn't grown up yet. The person does it for attention from the YouTuber and others or they do it because they are just plain stupid. Normally it is both.

"OH MY GOSH! Am I the ONLY ONE who hasn't seen this video yet ? (view count: 1,744) WHERE'S MY NOTIFICATION SQUAD?!!?!1!1/!1"

"I'm needy and want attention, so I think I will spam the comments section. NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD !"

Notification Squad by Catrix January 27, 2017

notification hangover 

When you turn on the phone and it starts throwing up tons of notifications.

Me: Let me just turn on my phone in class... no one will ever know
*turns on phone*
*phone starts having notification hangover*
*phone makes loud noises*
Me: shit.

notification hangover by WordWorld April 21, 2017

notification zone

When you read a message from the notification center but don't reply to it. You're not technically 'seen-ing' the person but notification zoning them.

Ugh, another message from Ashley. I'll just notification zone her.

notification zone by zxn December 16, 2018

mutual mystification 

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.

In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly

mutual mystification by Craig H. November 2, 2006