mornification

The act of sexual intercourse early in the day, derived from the words "morning" and "fornification".

"Screw Folger's! The best part of waking up is mornification!"

"I called in sick to work because I knew there was going to be some sweet mornification."

by duhboss June 18, 2009

mochification

A term describing the process that will slowly take place over time to all food because of the evolved temperament and intellect of the Japanese.

I never dreamed that in my lifetime I would see the mochification of my bacon, eggs and toast but I must admit it’s much easier to eat in the car driving to work in the morning.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

Psycho-magnification

Psycho-magnification is the process by which interpretations of events/thoughts/action get magnified or exaggerated exponentially (till a point at which it defies logic) as the thought passes through different psyche levels.

Process example : Person 1 to 2 : "Mike was stung by a bee"... Person 2 to 3 : "Mike was stung by a giant bee"... Person 3 to 4 : "Mike was stung by a giant man-eating bee and escaped only because Batman saved him."... Person 4 to 5 : "Mike is a giant man-eating bee and he ate Batman"

Mike's experience with the bee bite was subject to a brutal amount of psycho-magnification.

by That guy from Mordor February 23, 2014

moronification

- the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.

The moronification of society continues unabated thanks primarily due to the internet.

by MAKEVIL December 16, 2009

hornification

To make something become horny over a series of arousing events.

After hours of intense hornification Michelle finally got me in bed.

by asdfghjertertt March 13, 2008

Mornication

Having sex in the morning

There's nothing better than starting the day out with some Mornication.

by chucka99 November 23, 2010

de-modification

1. Is when something is so bad, or so poorly done that a simple modification will not correct it, and the project needs to be redesigned altogether or scrapped.

2. Something is modified so much, it is designed anew, or seems to be a totally different design for the same purpose. The play plywood retainer wall was demodified into a concrete bag alleged retainer wall which need to be de-modified again.

Estancia Palm Springs said their poorly consturcted Retainer Wall was "Structurally Insufficient". Whereas, they claim the wall need modification, I beleive it really needs de-modification, because it is so bad that no quick fix will do.

A modern automobile is a demodification of the horse drawn carriage.

by David Z. Eunice July 14, 2007