moabi 

Hottest boy in the whole wild world , has a 100 m d , this guy is really good and awsome at pulling girls.If you see a “moabi “ date him.

Moabi is smart

moabi by Kindor November 23, 2021

Moabi 

Means someone with big dick energy. if you meet him you will have a vine and also he is a very funny person.He likes doing stupid things and joking around while being a class clown

Wow you just met a moabi, look at you smiling

Moabi by Kayyynigga November 22, 2021

Mobile Game Ads

Mobile Game Ads are ads that you get for mobile games that have a stupid ass caption on the top that sounds like a fucking youtube title for an Ali A video and gameplay of someone sucking ass at that game. No mobile game ad goes without that format, or else it is not considered an ad.

"These fucking mobile game ads are making me want to rot in hell. They don't even make sense. Fuck this shit."
-smashes phone-

Mobile Game Ads by nonameihavenocreativity October 28, 2018

Mobile sperm bank 

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session

You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

Mobile sperm bank by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

Egg Mobile 

The egg Mobile also known as the Subaru imprezza (2012-17 model) is well, going to leave you disappointed. With a Flat-4 engine don't expect to arrive at your destination any time soon and with the typical driver being an absolute fuckin egg good luck even getting in this car. To get permission to get in the Egg Mobile you must have the following ( vape, a badge and some sort of importance to this person) but remember to book 2 weeks before hand as everyone is crawling to get into this stinker of a car. Interior and safety on this car is relatively decent but who gives a shit about those. When driving the imprezza expected to get no pussy and all your mates laughing at your shit ass engine. with poor parking skills all drivers will wanna clock your head into the pavement. The sound system doesn't get any better, expect the volume to only be at 16 and tik tok music playing making it an absolute dead ride. For the rating of this car safety 4/5 boosting 0.5/5 and vibs 1/5.On the p plate scale this car gets a 5.5/15 falling in the catagory of a well below average car something you dont wanna buy

"who the fuck stole my parking spot" said Tim "O that was the Egg Mobile" said norman
"oi can i get a lift in the egg mobile, o wait i could probably walk faster than that car" said nickos
"did you see the driver of that car, what a coon" said Babatunde
"who's cooking scrambled eggs, o wait its the egg mobile" said mongouse

"Do you need some salt with that Egg Mobile" said zia boom

Egg Mobile by smailliw nehs June 26, 2020

Mobile sperm bank 

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..

Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

Mobile sperm bank by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

MABIM 

Middle Aged Bald Indian Man.

A species thriving in IT departments of most Global Companies. Generally speaks very good english with a strong accent, fixes your computer issues like magic and eats home-cooked naan with chicken tikka for lunch at office desk.

1. "That MABIM fixed my software bug in two seconds, isnt he a genius?"

2. Bhavesh Bhelpandi: Hi, this is Bob, how may I assist you?
James: I was looking for Bhavesh Bhelpandi to talk about a problem with my computer.
Bhavesh Bhelpandi: Oh, i like to be called Bob.

James: eh? *confused*
Bhavesh Bhelpandi: Well, we MABIMs generally change our names proudly to suit the tongue of westerners.

MABIM by ProjectFickleMinds January 16, 2011