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A person who has gotten to the highest point of stupidity while being an edgelord.
Beyonce Shut it you mitope!
mitope by og.walee February 11, 2019
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misopedia 

His misopedia caused him to kill a child.
misopedia by kid hater December 11, 2006
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misopedist

Someone who hates and/or despites all children.
This misopedist killed 23 kids!
misopedist by kid hater December 11, 2006

Mitotero(a) 

Spanish word Mitotero(masculine) Mitotera(femenine)



Being up, or getting mixed up, in business or information that has no relationship to you whatsoever. Being up in the mix where you DON'T belong. Prying into the affairs and business of others.
Why you all up in the kool-aid - nosy ass(Mitotero(a)), get out!

misopedia 

Basically to hate kids and tweens as well, and, in my opinion, a good thing as well, as kids and tweens these days are basically all the same damned thing. Either immature, dirty, swearing bastards, or sadistic, cold-hearted morbid little shits. Especially the scum-of-the earth 12 year olds out there.
Most people will say that there are some good kids and tweens out there. I don't believe a word of it. It can even lead you to hate your own kids.
Of course I have misopedia, you moron. Kids and pre-teens are scum of the earth these days.
misopedia by Misopedist for life December 27, 2007

Mitopause 

Do you have symptoms of no energy? Do you think your mitochondria - your body’s mini power plants - became sick, quit working and went on an extended vacation? Is so, you may be experiencing mitopause.

Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. The good news is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study male pattern baldness?
Guess what? You have entered mitopause.
I’m a Spoonie with CFS/ME - self diagnosed with mitopause - and need a mito cocktail!
Mitopause by DrSpoonie April 19, 2019

mitogenous 

Making unfounded suppositions. Also, mitongenously.
That sporadic hanging was surely mitogenous, and might have cost you the election.
mitogenous by Luke Weigel May 20, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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