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Micropenology 

The study of the elusive micropenis; the natural science concerned with the structure, growth, origin, evolution, distribution, and taxonomy of micro-penises. Someone who studies micropenology is considered a micropenologist.
A: "Did you see that guy's micropenis?"
B: "No, I couldn't- it was just too small!"
A: "Well, if you would have majored in micropenology, you would have been able to"
Micropenology by MicroLovin May 10, 2012

Micropenis

Every man’s worst fear
My worst fear is waking up one day with a 2 inch micropenis
Micropenis by Mr small potato December 17, 2017

misopedia 

His misopedia caused him to kill a child.
misopedia by kid hater December 11, 2006

Meropenem 

A drug used to treat a wide variety of medical conditions including: meningitis, sepsis, cellulitis, the common cold, lupus, and a vague sense of unease.
I zoned out when taking the history, so I just charted meropenem and they made a full recovery.
Meropenem by The MeroManiac August 6, 2017

Micropenis

A medically proven disease in which a man's penis is still less than 6 cm in erection even in adulthood.
My penis is under 6cm in erect im 18 years old i have a micropenis.
Micropenis by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019

micropeen queen 

The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.
Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."