mistalking

When Gideon thinks I say something other than what I said

Gideon said I was mistalking

by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 3, 2020

iStalking

1. The act of stalking someone through internet resources such as Facebook, MySpace, Picasa, etc.

2. To visit one's private profile in hopes that one day you'll see more than their current profile pic.

Dude, I'm so in love with this chic that I'm iStalking her Facebook page.

by Ed Melendez December 18, 2008

Mystalking

In reference to myspace. When one gains knowledge about another's social life via myspace. This is usually done by reading pages and pages of comments and scanning through About Me sections obsessively.

liz: katy broke up with nate and hooked up with sam over the weekend.

kara: when did you talk to katy?

liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.

by kaara April 5, 2006

Miltanking

Process of shoving ones lactating nipple into your partners cock hole

Owen: I tried miltanking last night but now when I piss it’s like a fire hose.

J-Dawg: That’s tuff.

by CumMaster6969 April 6, 2022

Mystalking

Someone who follows the lives of their friends, or strangers, via their Myspace pages.

Figuring out that your ex-boyfriend has moved on, by mystalking his relationship status section

by Jenn Tisdale May 21, 2007

mystalking

stalking someone through the guise of myspace, whether it be through multiple page views or scouring of comments (and those left BY said person to others), yet without this person having any idea of the lurking.

mystalking is a serious crime.

ever wondered why your page views went up 500 times in an hour? yeahh, i was just mystalking you &heartzzz;

by mystalkersanonymous October 27, 2006

MyStalking

Stalking done via MySpace, "spying" on people by checking their page obsessively for details such as last login time/date, who is commenting, changes to list of friends, pages of those "friends" for evidence of contact with victim.
An overall ridiculous waste of time and substitute for real life activities & relationships.

So have you gone out with Steve again?
No but I've been mystalking him and that skank totally left him comments about them hanging out 2 nights ago, and he's in her top 8, and he blocked me from emailing him...

by booty-call expert May 31, 2006