mistalking
mistalking by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 3, 2020
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iStalking
1. The act of stalking someone through internet resources such as Facebook, MySpace, Picasa, etc.
2. To visit one's private profile in hopes that one day you'll see more than their current profile pic.
2. To visit one's private profile in hopes that one day you'll see more than their current profile pic.
iStalking by Ed Melendez December 18, 2008
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Mystalking
In reference to myspace. When one gains knowledge about another's social life via myspace. This is usually done by reading pages and pages of comments and scanning through About Me sections obsessively.
liz: katy broke up with nate and hooked up with sam over the weekend.
kara: when did you talk to katy?
liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.
kara: when did you talk to katy?
liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.
Mystalking by kaara April 5, 2006
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Miltanking by CumMaster6969 April 6, 2022
Mystalking
Mystalking by Jenn Tisdale May 21, 2007
mystalking
stalking someone through the guise of myspace, whether it be through multiple page views or scouring of comments (and those left BY said person to others), yet without this person having any idea of the lurking.
mystalking is a serious crime.
ever wondered why your page views went up 500 times in an hour? yeahh, i was just mystalking you &heartzzz;
ever wondered why your page views went up 500 times in an hour? yeahh, i was just mystalking you &heartzzz;
mystalking by mystalkersanonymous October 27, 2006
MyStalking
Stalking done via MySpace, "spying" on people by checking their page obsessively for details such as last login time/date, who is commenting, changes to list of friends, pages of those "friends" for evidence of contact with victim.
An overall ridiculous waste of time and substitute for real life activities & relationships.
An overall ridiculous waste of time and substitute for real life activities & relationships.
So have you gone out with Steve again?
No but I've been mystalking him and that skank totally left him comments about them hanging out 2 nights ago, and he's in her top 8, and he blocked me from emailing him...
No but I've been mystalking him and that skank totally left him comments about them hanging out 2 nights ago, and he's in her top 8, and he blocked me from emailing him...
MyStalking by booty-call expert May 31, 2006
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