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mistalking 

When Gideon thinks I say something other than what I said
Gideon said I was mistalking
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iStalking 

1. The act of stalking someone through internet resources such as Facebook, MySpace, Picasa, etc.

2. To visit one's private profile in hopes that one day you'll see more than their current profile pic.
Dude, I'm so in love with this chic that I'm iStalking her Facebook page.
iStalking by Ed Melendez December 18, 2008

Mystalking

In reference to myspace. When one gains knowledge about another's social life via myspace. This is usually done by reading pages and pages of comments and scanning through About Me sections obsessively.
liz: katy broke up with nate and hooked up with sam over the weekend.

kara: when did you talk to katy?

liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.
Mystalking by kaara April 5, 2006

Miltanking 

Process of shoving ones lactating nipple into your partners cock hole
Owen: I tried miltanking last night but now when I piss it’s like a fire hose.

J-Dawg: That’s tuff.
Miltanking by CumMaster6969 April 6, 2022

Mystalking

Someone who follows the lives of their friends, or strangers, via their Myspace pages.
Figuring out that your ex-boyfriend has moved on, by mystalking his relationship status section
Mystalking by Jenn Tisdale May 21, 2007

mystalking

stalking someone through the guise of myspace, whether it be through multiple page views or scouring of comments (and those left BY said person to others), yet without this person having any idea of the lurking.
mystalking is a serious crime.

ever wondered why your page views went up 500 times in an hour? yeahh, i was just mystalking you &heartzzz;
mystalking by mystalkersanonymous October 27, 2006

MyStalking

Stalking done via MySpace, "spying" on people by checking their page obsessively for details such as last login time/date, who is commenting, changes to list of friends, pages of those "friends" for evidence of contact with victim.
An overall ridiculous waste of time and substitute for real life activities & relationships.
So have you gone out with Steve again?
No but I've been mystalking him and that skank totally left him comments about them hanging out 2 nights ago, and he's in her top 8, and he blocked me from emailing him...
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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