missfortune

A clueless bachelor's "bad luck" event of hooking up wif a gold-digging spinster.
Roger Callaway had da missfortune of not meeting da down-to-earth-and-truly-likeable Diane Barrows till after he'd gotten engaged to da selfish-'n'-spoiled Clarice Kenzington; fortunately, da two pint-sized look-alike girls referred to in da movie's title managed to save da day at da last minute.
by QuacksO August 18, 2025
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missFortunes Law

The idea that with just the right amount of women gathered in conversation the likeliness of the conversation devolving into talking about zodiac signs or tarot cards increases and is an eventuality. Much like like Godwins Law
Avoid sleepovers if you don't wish to talk about your zodiac sign, for that is a prime place to have a conversation lead into missFortunes Law.
by PoiLethe May 03, 2023
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