missfortune 

A clueless bachelor's "bad luck" event of hooking up wif a gold-digging spinster.

Roger Callaway had da missfortune of not meeting da down-to-earth-and-truly-likeable Diane Barrows till after he'd gotten engaged to da selfish-'n'-spoiled Clarice Kenzington; fortunately, da two pint-sized look-alike girls referred to in da movie's title managed to save da day at da last minute.

missfortune by QuacksO August 18, 2025

misfortune.gb 

misfortune.gb is an urban legend, a creepypasta, of a game that was made for the original gameboy system. unlike most gameboy games, it was not released on its own cartridge and instead was hidden within other games cartridges and could only be accessed by performing a certain sequence of events or by glitching into the game somehow.

the game consists of level filled with traps and death drops all the while being pursued by a demon that toys with the player characters emotions, and threatening to bring misfortune to any who fail at the game.

players who lost at the game were made to become very depressed, suicidal and even physically sick in some cases and this is what made the story a creepypasta. however, unlike many creepypastas, this was actually true. the hidden game featured a game over screen which showed a picture of the demon that pursues the player and the text "i am god here" written in blood whilst a horrible 8 bit soundtrack played. this music would only play upon losing and the frequencies of the music affected the minds of many people causing these "misfortunes" so to speak, to happen. this can be confirmed with the studies of musicology and psychology.

the game is near impossible to find but it is known to be in at least 5 different gameboy videogame cartridges.

links awakening is a known game to contain misfortune.gb
pokemon red is another.
so is puchi carat.

misfortune.gb by astroboy87 December 6, 2012

misfortune 

bad luck or an unlucky condition or event

Our misfortunes of the last year included the loss of a beloved pet

misfortune by Adrianna Lazaro February 24, 2015

Mittfortune 

To invest a massive amount of your life with a single overriding focus and goal that is all encompassing. To approach realization of this ultimate desire almost totally, to be 99% of the way there - and then to suddenly, entirely, and without question or any chance of ever being able to try again - you lose it... have it all ripped from your hands just as you thought you were about to grasp the grand dream. It's all gone.

For more than 8 solid years Mitt Romney tried and lived only for the purpose of becoming President and moments before he stepped into the Oval Office it was his great mittfortune to be kicked to the curb and left with the trash.

Mittfortune by wdmjr November 8, 2012

misfortunation 

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

misfortunation by Shadowkeeper June 9, 2005

misfortunes never come singly 

this means that bad things or situations always come in groups, they never come in a single way.

A: Guess what?!
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly, I lost my wallet today.

misfortunes never come singly by Nabeel, January 15, 2008

Miss Fortune 

That faggot who comes in top lane feeds the shit out of lanemate, cant fucking speak english. But she is busted cause big tits.

oh fri*k we have a Miss Fortune in our team with ghost and heal

Miss Fortune by coolminecraftplayer48 August 1, 2018