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minces by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005
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Minnesota Icy Hot
An act first performed by the Mdewakanton Sioux of Prior Lake, Minnesota, it is a complicated and highly dangerous sexual act/exotic dance ritual/rite of passage for young Native American men once they turn 18. First, the person coats their testicles in a flammable petroleum jelly. Then the tribal elder lights a torch and brings the torch to the coated testicles and lights it. Then the young man must find and wrangle a moose and ride it into a frozen lake. Once the fire is out he must perform a highly erotic and complicated dance, which involves going up to a young woman and hitting her with his scrotum Once this is complete, he becomes a man.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Charlie Moose Horn? He was performing his Minnesota Icy Hot and he accidentally died!
Guy 2: I guess that's what happens when you put Vaseline on your balls and try to ride a moose into a lake...
Guy 1: Native Americans are weird...
Guy 2: I guess that's what happens when you put Vaseline on your balls and try to ride a moose into a lake...
Guy 1: Native Americans are weird...
Minnesota Icy Hot by xXxXXxxSharryIsHotXxXxx May 23, 2016
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mincers leg
A condition suffered by camp/gay men who walk very flamboyantly. The sufferer's leg is sore all the time due to the way they walk, and they may need physiotherapy to treat it.
Featured in a joke in Alan Carr: Spexy Beast.
Featured in a joke in Alan Carr: Spexy Beast.
mincers leg by Gailo May 25, 2014
Minnesota
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
Minnesota by starslugger09 December 12, 2008
Minnesota Goodbye
The act applying to most Minnesotants while visiting others in which, when one person has to leave, they proceed to talk for another hour, then the departing party is walked to the front door, where they talk for another hour, then the departing party gets walked to their car while the host family talks to them through the car window for an hour, and finally the departing couple SLOWLY departs down the drive, yelling back & forth with the host family.
The couple from Texas was extremely irritated by the Minnesota Goodbye they received while visiting their distant relatives.
Minnesota Goodbye by Jordan has Skills July 29, 2006
MUNcest
Intimate relations between members of Model United Nations (known as "MUNdoes," (em-U-en-does)), of which there are three degrees:
Third Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of different committees at a conference
Second Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same committee at a conference
First Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same school/program.
While first and second degree MUNcest are in fact smiled upon in many circles, 1st Degree MUNcest is widely frowned upon. Those guilty of 1st degree are to be subjected to friendly teasing such that the crime may never be forgotten.
There is also a legendary and unproven MUNcest with ones chairpersons. Many dismiss this to be mere folklore but experts claim it is theoretically possible. It however has not been worked into the degree system and is largely shrouded in mystery and conjecture.
Third Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of different committees at a conference
Second Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same committee at a conference
First Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same school/program.
While first and second degree MUNcest are in fact smiled upon in many circles, 1st Degree MUNcest is widely frowned upon. Those guilty of 1st degree are to be subjected to friendly teasing such that the crime may never be forgotten.
There is also a legendary and unproven MUNcest with ones chairpersons. Many dismiss this to be mere folklore but experts claim it is theoretically possible. It however has not been worked into the degree system and is largely shrouded in mystery and conjecture.
MUNcest by Kris-Nigel December 10, 2003