A man who is extremely camp. Not necessarily gay, but definitely exhibiting tendencies towards the feminine. Primarily slang used in England.
Look at that bloke, he's a real mincer.
by Atropos September 10, 2005
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a mincer is a man who likes nothing better than putting his feet up on a sunday afternoon while some bloke sits on his cock
Dude did you notice how ryan always likes to bare his arse to blokes? I reckon he's a grade A mincer.
by Mu Lin November 14, 2004
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Acting like a total bender 100% of the time.
Hosker always wore tights under his jeans, he's a total mincer.
by abcde12345 December 7, 2005
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a term used to describe someone who is trying to do as little work as possible at any given time relative to the amount and type of work he or she should be doing. a mincer can plan a 'mince' in advance as well as 'mincing' spontaneously. a mince or mincer is usually the first to tell a fellow colleague off for mincing themselves. mincing is the art of avoiding any form of work.
"alright Bruce",
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"
by Benjamin 'benski' Tomkinson September 19, 2003
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Someone who can turn even the tinyest of tasks into a full scale military operation.

Someone who makes a mountain out of a mole hill.
Michael Lasseter
by Greg Rusedski July 27, 2003
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A mincer is someone who goes clubbing on weekends and get some sort of joy in trying to pick up drunk straight guys. If they are rejected a mincer can sometimes get hostile
'That matt guy was cracken on to me last night bro'
'course he was that kids a mincer'
by Max-Felix October 10, 2006
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Another name for minstrel, healer in MMORPG (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game). Some take it offensive to be called mincer instead of ministrel.
LFF: 5/6 quest-name need a mincer.
LFF: sorry m8 i'm not wearing pink :p
by paranoi August 14, 2008
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