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A term for male mastubation (UK)
He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis
by Rich Lawson May 22, 2005

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An attractive person, be it male or female. Used by heterosexuals to describes memembers of the opposite sex and homosexuals to describe members of the same sex. Bi-sexuals get to use it for anyone!
That Hayley's a bit of alright.
by Rich Lawson May 27, 2005

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Skins for creating a splif or roll up cigarette. Rhyming slang, Vera Lynn = skin
Got any veras mate, im gasping for a roll up.
by Rich Lawson May 27, 2005

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Stairs. From the cockney rhyming slang Apples and Pears = stairs
Get up the apples its well past your bed time you lady!
by Rich Lawson May 22, 2005

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A derogatory term for Welsh people used mainly by the English
Iwan Jones is a right sheep shagger
by Rich Lawson May 22, 2005

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The name you must call your mums boyfriend when you are little.
Uncle Les is the best uncle I've ever had!
by Rich Lawson May 27, 2005

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Used as a form of endearment in the midlands of England esp. Birmingham and the Black Country. Similar phrases may be "my dear" or "duck". Used frequently by middle aged women to young men.
That'll be two pounds please babs
by Rich Lawson May 22, 2005

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