20 definitions by Rich Lawson

Female breasts (large)

Eyes. From cockney rhyming slang mince pies.

The human head (used in the UK)

An attractive person, be it male or female. Used by heterosexuals to describes memembers of the opposite sex and homosexuals to describe members of the same sex. Bi-sexuals get to use it for anyone!

A soccer term. When a player misses the goal completely when shooting and kicks it miles over the crossbar

A term for male mastubation (UK)

Used as a form of endearment in the midlands of England esp. Birmingham and the Black Country. Similar phrases may be "my dear" or "duck". Used frequently by middle aged women to young men.