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Made up of pastry with a mince filling, it is commonly found in any store that sells food throughout New Zealand and Australia (dairy's, cafe's, super markets).
Also comes with many other variations of fillings such as steak, steak & cheese, mince & cheese, chilli beef & cheese, pepper steak.
Almost better than sex
Jim: maaaan im hung over lets go down the road and get a pie
Gary: yeah man i want one of those chilli beef n cheese ones, dont get the chicken man it gives you the shits
Jim: i know, i'm never doing that again
Timo: why dont they have mince pies in places like america and the uk? fuckn crazy shit
Jim: yeah man
by Jimmy January 14, 2006
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when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick
Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.
by MR.BJ December 20, 2009
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Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.
Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like
by Pervyclown69 April 02, 2020
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Oh my god Lauren, I can't believe you can twerk, you're such a mince pie!
by Lipsticklemonade May 13, 2014
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Occurs during anal sex when the male cums into a girls asshole as she excretes poo making a mixture that resembles a mince and cheese pie.
Tim told his girlfriend to take a shit before they had anal sex to avoid making a mince and cheese pie.
by Minceandcheesepiemaker September 14, 2017
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