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When One's Penis Is Still Wet From To Much Masturbation

You Have Such A Milky Dick, Dad!

Milky Dick by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

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Milk Dick

A homosexual but generally homophobic adolescent

Young man, you're being called a milk dick because you claim to hate gays , but you're kissing another boy on the lips.

Milk Dick by Mr. Moose the 1st July 26, 2016

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Micky Dick's

Slang for McDonald's.

"I'm hungry as shit, man. Let's go to Micky Dick's."

Micky Dick's by David P. [myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx] March 19, 2008

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milk-dick

A small poodle used for ass wiping.

Magen Poster is a milk-dick.

milk-dick by Nathanial Beddington February 25, 2010

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Micky dick

Something that is utterly perfect and looking Schmick

“Farrk mate, the Luxy is looking Micky dick with the new bar”

Micky dick by Daddydarren69 July 16, 2023

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Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

Kitchen Milk Dick by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

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Dick Milk

The milky white substance that comes out of a penis during the climax, usually during sex or masturbation. It's also known as Sperm, Ejaculation, and Cum.

"Fill me up with your dick milk"
"My dick milk soaked the bed sheets"

Dick Milk by aoibh120 June 11, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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