dickmilk 

1. n. an idiot
2. n. someone who is ignorant of the most basic of sexual abilities.

Try harder... your fuck is shit, dickmilk!

dickmilk by nekomi.net June 22, 2003

dickmick 

A whore who loves sucking dick.

Awww yeah that dickmick sucked me hard last night!

dickmick by Joost1n March 2, 2017

Dick Milk 

The milky white substance that comes out of a penis during the climax, usually during sex or masturbation. It's also known as Sperm, Ejaculation, and Cum.

"Fill me up with your dick milk"
"My dick milk soaked the bed sheets"

Dick Milk by aoibh120 June 11, 2019

Dick Milk 

When your semen is very thin, So thin it is actually a liquid and its wholesome enough to serve to someone as a drink.

Sherry doesn't know this but I actually slipped some dick milk in her cup. Its hard to notice it but she isn't actually drinking a vanilla milk shake.

Dick Milk by Tony yayo December 1, 2003

Dickmile 

1) n. An unquantifiable distance that may or may not be equal to the distance of an actual mile in any way but describes a distance that one would have others believe to be great in length.

2) n. A long fucking way.

3) n. A unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.

4) n. A completely bullshit exaggeration of any distance or given thing.

Note:

1) Not to be used as a unit of measurement for one's penis unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.

2) The prefix "dick" can be used interchangeably with other nouns.

I just walked 47 fucking dickmiles in the pouring rain.

It took 12 dickhours to write this fucking paper.

Pulling a sled across a hundred acre dickfield is hard work.

I just stepped in shit with my brand new dickshoes.

Turn off the dicklight I'm trying to fucking sleep.

Tell your dickdog to stop dickbarking.

Dickmile by jwbaldy November 11, 2010

dickmill 

Swinging a penis around in a clockwise or counter-clockwise fashion as if it were a windmill.

He busted out the dickmill to try and seduce me.

dickmill by theodorebrogen February 25, 2011

dick milk 

The stuff that your sperm is in

damn, that was some yummy dick milk!
Someone got Dick Milk on my peanut butter! Someone got Dick Milk on my chocolate! MMMMMM!

dick milk by penis man February 16, 2005