When you accidentally touch your dick with something hot and you have to cool it off and you think of milk, the milk immediately becomes Spicy Dick Milk
Man: I was seasoning some food and some fell onto my penis and it was so spicy that I had to stick it in some milk
Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.
Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.
by DickMilkIsSpicy July 6, 2017