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milktard 

One who has a problem digesting milk, most likely due to being lactose intolerant.
I think I'll pass no milk and cookies - you know, I'm a milktard.
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milktard 

A person whose main source of nourishment is milk but he still can't avoid getting a milk moustache when drinking milk.
My little brother is a milktard.
milktard by A Concerned Family Member December 10, 2007
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milftard 

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.
"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"
milftard by ArKiver July 27, 2007

Militardation 

When civilian police departments cross over to military tactics and equipment. The use of military doctrine in civilian situations-against the People, the same Citizens that the Police are sworn to protect.
The blurring of the lines between the military and police results in a militardation.

Today the Police responded in full militardation to a distraught teenager. Police were dressed fully in military equipment to include an armored personnel carrier and a sniper. The situation was resolved with a single bullet fired by the sniper- killing the teenager.
Militardation by knight1to1 October 28, 2012

Militard 

noun: A person who has become retarded emotionally and intellectually due to his (or her) enlistment in the military. Also, one who is not up to standard intellectual capabilities and only knows how to mindlessly follow orders. A militard is negatively affected by his (or her) service in the armed forces- he (or she) cannot think for him/herself and tends to be irrationally aggressive. The militard cannot function normally as a civilian, and is forever doomed to think like dumb ass.

See also, "asshat"
Dick, quit being a militard and start thinking for yourself! Damn!
Militard by GI Joe 123456 June 7, 2011

Militard 

A man or woman, usually in the military, who decides that everyone needs to know that they are in the military, were in the military, or support the military at all times.
"Hey do you see that guy over there with the Army hat, shirt, jacket, sweatpants, 3 bumper stickers, knife, belt buckle, tattoo, and wallet? And all of his kids are wearing that crap too?"
"yeah"
"he's a militard"
Militard by J. Mackson January 21, 2012
One coming from a school of Millard Middle School, with bad food, dirty EVERYTHING, trailers for classrooms, crappy teachers, and basically no education. But they are really funny and have good personalities.
"THAT MILTARD IS SO STUPID!"

"YEAH, BUT HE'S HILARIOUS!!!!"
Miltard by 357254 August 20, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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