milktard

One who has a problem digesting milk, most likely due to being lactose intolerant.

I think I'll pass no milk and cookies - you know, I'm a milktard.

by Jaime "milktard" from NJ August 29, 2005

milktard

A person whose main source of nourishment is milk but he still can't avoid getting a milk moustache when drinking milk.

My little brother is a milktard.

by A Concerned Family Member December 10, 2007

milftard

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.

"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"

by ArKiver July 27, 2007

Militardation

When civilian police departments cross over to military tactics and equipment. The use of military doctrine in civilian situations-against the People, the same Citizens that the Police are sworn to protect.

The blurring of the lines between the military and police results in a militardation.

Today the Police responded in full militardation to a distraught teenager. Police were dressed fully in military equipment to include an armored personnel carrier and a sniper. The situation was resolved with a single bullet fired by the sniper- killing the teenager.

by knight1to1 October 28, 2012

Militard

noun: A person who has become retarded emotionally and intellectually due to his (or her) enlistment in the military. Also, one who is not up to standard intellectual capabilities and only knows how to mindlessly follow orders. A militard is negatively affected by his (or her) service in the armed forces- he (or she) cannot think for him/herself and tends to be irrationally aggressive. The militard cannot function normally as a civilian, and is forever doomed to think like dumb ass.

See also, "asshat"

Dick, quit being a militard and start thinking for yourself! Damn!

by GI Joe 123456 June 7, 2011

Militard

A man or woman, usually in the military, who decides that everyone needs to know that they are in the military, were in the military, or support the military at all times.

"Hey do you see that guy over there with the Army hat, shirt, jacket, sweatpants, 3 bumper stickers, knife, belt buckle, tattoo, and wallet? And all of his kids are wearing that crap too?"
"yeah"
"he's a militard"

by J. Mackson January 21, 2012

Miltard

One coming from a school of Millard Middle School, with bad food, dirty EVERYTHING, trailers for classrooms, crappy teachers, and basically no education. But they are really funny and have good personalities.

"THAT MILTARD IS SO STUPID!"

"YEAH, BUT HE'S HILARIOUS!!!!"

by 357254 August 20, 2009