It's an operation began by Vladolf Putler and its goal is to save the innocent washing machines from the persecution of the Ukrainian Nazis. If Russia didn't have an obsession with cleanliness, the special laundry operation would never have happened.
100% not an invasion. Anyone who conducts a Special Military Operation is an extremely stand up guy and is devoted to world peace with zero intentions whatsoever of starting a war against a sovereign nation. Trust me guys, I am definitely NOT being held at gunpoint by the secret police right now.
Russian news host for Vesti/Channel One/RT *asking a literature professor*: What are the names of Lev Tolstoy's major works?
Literature professor *trembling*: Umm...'Anna Karenina', 'The Death of Ivan Ilyich', and...umm...'Special Military Operation and Peace'.