Definitions by putinkhuylo

cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’

A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.

cock test by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023

Special Military Operation and Peace 

The amended title of Lev Tolstoy's masterpiece to fit the Kremlin's internal misinformation campaign of the *** in Ukraine.

Russian news host for Vesti/Channel One/RT *asking a literature professor*: What are the names of Lev Tolstoy's major works?
Literature professor *trembling*: Umm...'Anna Karenina', 'The Death of Ivan Ilyich', and...umm...'Special Military Operation and Peace'.

Special Military Operation and Peace by putinkhuylo March 27, 2022

Sukovich 

Potentially genius insult for a Russian/east Slavic man.

Uses the patronymic system of 'Father's first name + '-ovich' or '-evich'' applied to the Russian word 'suka' ('bitch') to literally mean 'son of a bitch'. Could also be used as an insult towards women by using '-ovna' or '-evna'.

Example: Vladimir Sukovich Putin, Maria Sukovna Zakharova

Sukovich by putinkhuylo March 27, 2022