mildstone 

a milestone that isn't as exciting as one thought it would be.

"This is the 100th stamp i've collected... its a milestone!"

"More like a Mildstone!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha!"

mildstone by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali September 7, 2009

Millstone 

A small town in the middle of nowhere (Central New Jersey) that no one has ever heard of.

Person 1: I live in Millstone.
Person 2: Is that a town...?

Millstone by LOLzATzYOUz October 20, 2008

mistone 

To misunderstand the tone of another when communicating through electronic devices, i.e., text messages, emails, phone conversations, Facebook and other social media communications.

I'm sorry. I think you mistoned me; that is not what I meant. That's one thing I don't like about texting--it can lead to misunderstandings because it is difficult to "hear" the tone someone is speaking in. I really didn't mean it to sound THAT way! I was just teasing!!!

mistone by MeMa T. January 10, 2015

Milestone Consulting 

World domination through the power of positive thinking and outlandish work ethic. Generating success through the "work hard, play hard" enviroment while caring and helping others reach a milestone in their career.

Today is my day to start Milestone Consulting.

Milestone Consulting by John Blevins July 8, 2012

Maidstone Grammar School 

Mostly full of gay boys. All of them are road men or gamers that haven’t heard of hygiene. Head teacher looks like an absolute nonce. Mainly short boys that don’t know how to shut the absolute fuck up.

“Shit I have to go to Maidstone grammar school now!”
“Make sure you don’t get ur balls slapped by the nonce!”

Maidstone Grammar School by Anonymous1237 February 8, 2021

Miltoned 

To have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the Miltonee want to leave. Derived from the Milton character in the movie Office Space, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.

Since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with Smelly Mel from Marketing - I'm totally getting Miltoned!

Miltoned by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

Mindstone 

Da Shiznatti! Also see u2

WTF is this Eric Clapton crap? Throw on some of da Mindstone!

Mindstone by MaliBootay! April 18, 2004