milestoned

When you witness something groundbreaking when you are stoned.

California was milestoned when Proposition 19 passed.

by Mr. Cannabis November 2, 2010

milestoned

When you smoke pot on a day that is a milestone in your life such as a 20th birthday.

(While High) Dude, your 20 on Dec. 10 in the year 2010..milestoneddd

by eschh December 13, 2010

Millstone

A small town in the middle of nowhere (Central New Jersey) that no one has ever heard of.

Person 1: I live in Millstone.
Person 2: Is that a town...?

by LOLzATzYOUz October 20, 2008

Milestone Consulting

World domination through the power of positive thinking and outlandish work ethic. Generating success through the "work hard, play hard" enviroment while caring and helping others reach a milestone in their career.

Today is my day to start Milestone Consulting.

by John Blevins July 8, 2012

mildstone

a milestone that isn't as exciting as one thought it would be.

"This is the 100th stamp i've collected... its a milestone!"

"More like a Mildstone!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha!"

by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali September 7, 2009

Miltoned

To have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the Miltonee want to leave. Derived from the Milton character in the movie Office Space, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.

Since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with Smelly Mel from Marketing - I'm totally getting Miltoned!

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

Grim Milestone

A phrase commonly used by in the mainstream media to denote the quantity of an undesirable occurance reaching a multiple of ten.

Casualties in Iraq have reached a grim milestone - 10/100/1000 in the 10/100/1000 days since the overthrow of Saddam.

by Latte Libertarian October 6, 2006