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milestone 

(n) sex
We had rockin' milestone!
milestone by George W. Fucker November 11, 2003

Milestone Consulting 

World domination through the power of positive thinking and outlandish work ethic. Generating success through the "work hard, play hard" enviroment while caring and helping others reach a milestone in their career.
Today is my day to start Milestone Consulting.

milestone curse 

Referring specifically to mcyt Dream (dreamwastaken), the milestone curse is an ongoing joke between Dream stans that every time Dream hits a milestone there is a controversy or drama that happens involving him.
"Yay, Dream 19mil!!"
"But you know what they say about the milestone curse-" *gunshots*
milestone curse by wibby420 March 4, 2021

Grim Milestone 

A phrase commonly used by in the mainstream media to denote the quantity of an undesirable occurance reaching a multiple of ten.
Casualties in Iraq have reached a grim milestone - 10/100/1000 in the 10/100/1000 days since the overthrow of Saddam.
Word of the Day on March 29, 2020

John Milestone 

A man from county Durham. He is famous for playing cornet and trumpet as well as singing and dancing as well as performing artistically. Friend of Cotgrave's fiance's brother.
"So that John Milestone, is he avalable?"
John Milestone by Doodles March 22, 2005

Grim Milestone 

As covid-19 spreads rapidly, the numbers infected surpass grim milestones in quick succession.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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