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a hot sexy daddy with a 20 inch dick and a very hot face and gets all the ladies
omg is that milante? I wanna be like a them! Theyre so hot and sexy omg *faints*
milante by urmommyisveryhot696979 September 9, 2022
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Milanese beans 

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
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A girl who is book smart, caring, and funny. Her beauty is jaw dropping but she will never admit it and will never agree if you tell her that she is. She is a keeper, and will never let you see her out of a good mood. Her good side is limitless and she will never turn her back on anyone. A true friend and an angel.
"I swear my dog is like a Milanne!"
"Do you know Milanne?... She's fantastic!"
Milanne by Dragon_Badass June 21, 2016
Named for the Australian serial killer Ivan Milat, who killed 7 hitchikers. When you accept a lift from someone and you are unsure of where you are going. You may get murdered and buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the bush/forest.
The Sitch was hitching along the highway, when Anthony pulled up in a skin peeler wagon and offered him a lift. After several miles Sitch was sure he was going to get Milated.
Milated by Bigdogaloggle April 11, 2011
Milanie is a special girl. She’s very very nice and sweet and kind. Milanies tend to be shy, and don’t like to think highly of themselves. They don’t like to describe themselves in any complimenting way, and try their hardest to almost never brag. A Milanie is a girl you will probably only see one of in a generation, and they are extremely rare. They are always kind and nice, and you should never lose touch with one! Never ever ever lose one!
Love all of you Milanies out there, along with me, a Milanie.
milanie by CandiePop January 16, 2021
Being highly intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumtion
I was out all last weekend and got totally Milaned
Milaned by kipkip85 April 19, 2017

milanneka 

When something is referred to as gorgeous and beautiful.
Wowowowo these shoes are milanneka!!!
milanneka by milanneka_official September 27, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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