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Milanese beans 

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
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A girl who is book smart, caring, and funny. Her beauty is jaw dropping but she will never admit it and will never agree if you tell her that she is. She is a keeper, and will never let you see her out of a good mood. Her good side is limitless and she will never turn her back on anyone. A true friend and an angel.
"I swear my dog is like a Milanne!"
"Do you know Milanne?... She's fantastic!"
Milanne by Dragon_Badass June 21, 2016
Named for the Australian serial killer Ivan Milat, who killed 7 hitchikers. When you accept a lift from someone and you are unsure of where you are going. You may get murdered and buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the bush/forest.
The Sitch was hitching along the highway, when Anthony pulled up in a skin peeler wagon and offered him a lift. After several miles Sitch was sure he was going to get Milated.
Milated by Bigdogaloggle April 11, 2011
Milanie is a special girl. She’s very very nice and sweet and kind. Milanies tend to be shy, and don’t like to think highly of themselves. They don’t like to describe themselves in any complimenting way, and try their hardest to almost never brag. A Milanie is a girl you will probably only see one of in a generation, and they are extremely rare. They are always kind and nice, and you should never lose touch with one! Never ever ever lose one!
Love all of you Milanies out there, along with me, a Milanie.
milanie by CandiePop January 16, 2021
Being highly intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumtion
I was out all last weekend and got totally Milaned
Milaned by kipkip85 April 19, 2017

milanneka 

When something is referred to as gorgeous and beautiful.
Wowowowo these shoes are milanneka!!!
milanneka by milanneka_official September 27, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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